reminds me of the guy who went to the doc and said he was always tired, doc asked him how many times a week he has sex, he said twice a day with my wife, doc kinda looked at him and then he said then there is the maid, that's 5 times a week, Doc said may be issue of you feeling tired, he then replied then there is the baby sitter, that's 3 times a week and then i hook up with the neighbor twice a week. Doc stood up and son "good lord man you have to get hold of yourself", he replied "I do, thats 4 times a week"