100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds

[TheFalls]

This is pretty good

 

[TheFalls]

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My fave is by far:

"warriors"
at the 165 mark. what a great movie.

And I thought the matrix (avg matrix fan)should have had a line in there: "you hear that sound mr. anderson? that's the sound of inevitability."
or: "MORE"

 

[bigtendominator]

That was pretty good.

 

[GoSooners]

"May the Schwarz be with you"

 

[NES]

What no Patrick Bateman?

 

[djmatt]

no wedding crashers?

agree, Warriors great movie

 

[TheFalls]

What no Patrick Bateman?

ya..most everyone has never seen that movie.
"Don't just stare at, eat it"

-my fave there.

 

[TheRightWing]

Step Brothers-


"I am so not a raper"


"I won't call him dad even if there's a fire"

 

[ElTaino]

no wedding crashers?

at the beginning
MOM, MEATLOAF!

 

[NES]

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

 

[NES]

Patrick Bateman: I don't think we should see each other.
Evelyn Williams: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I don't think it would work. You have a little something...
Patrick Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I thought about that. You can have'em.

 

[ElTaino]

no glengarry glen ross or blazing saddles but still good

 

[Rambo]

No rambo? fuck that.

 

[NES]

Fuck Rambo, how about Mitch(Tommy Lee Jones) in The Park Is Mine.

Valery: You were in the Marines?
Mitch: No. US Army.
Valery: So, what did you do in the army?
Mitch: Sneak into places, blow shit up, and kill people.

 

[Rambo]

I have to return some videotapes.

 

[TheWolf]

Yippie Kai Yay Motherfuckers shouldve been Bruce Willis' line.

By the way, what movie is the clip from that Howard Stern used to play on the radio........something along the lines of "Why dont you clean something already, god dmmmt, this god dmmm house is a pigsty!"

 

[silver7]

Robert Loggia In "Jagged Edge"

"Fuck him if he can't take a joke"!!

 

[billhill999]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know. And he says, Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 

[LineTamer+]

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.


Goodnight.

 

[Hookandcrook+]

"Say hello to my little friend"