1 out of every 3 people over 65 will fall this year.

[Arodd]

Is this not the funniest thing ever? Heard/saw this stat on an ADT Companion Services commercial.
or am i just fuckin retarded and laugh at dumb stuff.
i think the latter.

 

[viking611]

I fell a couple weeks ago and I'm barely over 25!

 

[SkinsRaj28]

3 out of every 3 men over the age of 65 will never experience an erection again. 3 out of every 3 men will also slap the fuck outta their wives.

Shit was on CNN.com.

 

[BAGIANT]

I thought you meant "drop dead". I guess the 1 out of 3 figure is good for that too! Might even be higher!! LOL!