‘Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim

[scottcarter]

I am guessing its the morning wood?

Woman Who ‘Fell In Love With A Tree’ Explains How They Have Sex

He fulfils my emotional and sexual needs. I orgasm by rubbing against the bark naked. I love the feeling of skin-on-bark contact, which gives me a more pleasurable pain sensation, and the feel of his leaves against my skin makes me tingle. I have sex with him every week — it’s the best I’ve ever had!”


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[HacheMan]

This b!tch needs committed to a psych ward...

 

[C.P.]

talk about laying the wood....^<<^

 

[scottcarter]

poor sap

 

[MotorMouth]

I bet she leaves him soon.

 

[scottcarter]

hard to beLEAF I know

 

[pocketrockets]

I just dont know what to say...

Defying is that u?

 

[GoSooners]

I think she needs to branch out. Her family tree is going to end up being very short..

 

[scottcarter]

treehugger

 

[HarryCaray]

Doesn't she get splinters in her vag?

Weird

 

[C.P.]

someone needs to get to the ROOT of her mental state

 

[festeringZit]

This one's got me stumped...

 

[DogDaze]

Gives a new meaning to "putting the ROOT right to her!"

 

[FearTheRaven]

I think she used to play college basketball for Connecticut, she was always riding the pine though.

 

[guitarjosh]

She likes it because it has hard wood.

 

[arniesarmy]

This bitch goes against the grain

 

[loomis41973]

Hope she ends up with dutch elm disease.

 

[scottcarter]

apparently when asked if they want children ....... she wood but Tim's knott sure

 

[RenoChazz]

Call me a sick fuck, but I'd like to watch.

 

[scottcarter]