The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

20-20, -270 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 5-5
100 DIME: 6-5
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

9-11, -177.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 3-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,204.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $102,045 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$123,990)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,331.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/05/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, I absolutely can't stand it when the better team plays flat, leaves men in scoring position all night and, inevitably wins by 1 run in a game they should have won by 5.
So goes my 60 dime run line play on the Pirates, who just swept the Cards over the weekend and struggle with the worst team in baseball all night long.
Talk about frustrating. Fu#%@king unbelievable.
Now 3-2 in June, still up over +200 dimes but still pissed off about the events of the last 2 days.
Today is a very important day with this 100 dime release in baseball.
It was just on Saturday I handed you the 100 dime dog winner on the Rockies (+125) over the Royals. I love #2 in a row tonight.
ABSOLUTELY LOVE!!!!!!!
With game 3 waiting for us tomorrow night, it's all about winning today and then bringing home the hammer on Wednesday.
I hit a 200 dimer on the Nuggets in game one, lost a 100 dimer on the Nuggets in game 2, what do we do in game 3?
Well, I will answer that tomorrow.
Right now, it's time to hand you this 2nd straight 100 dime winner in baseball and Wednesday will take care of itself.
LFG!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Now 3-2 in June, still up over +200 dimes but still pissed off about the events of the last 2 days.

Look at Lang trying to get in a little brag that he's still up 200 dimes even though he shit his pants the last 2 days.
YOU ARE UP NOTHING, LANG. YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS IN THE RED!

He was up 700+ dimes at one point last month and still ended up in the red for the month.
Such a clown. ?

 

[sniperpicks]

This turd ? burgler has 1 lie after another, What are we gonna do if he ever finds Jesus and repents ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This turd ? burgler has 1 lie after another, What are we gonna do if he ever finds Jesus and repents ?

I think that is the 1st sign of the Apocalypse and we're all gonna burn, LOL.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang coming with 100 Dime MLB plays on TUESDAY (Shoutout to Tuesday ) now. He never used to do that.
These types of plays were always just Saturday and Sunday. The usual Tuesday, Wednesday game was like a 25 or 30 dimer.

Just goes to show you how desperate they are to make daily sales by hyping up these large dime amount plays.
Maybe the end is near. Bankruptcy on the horizon for Lang and company?

 

[sniperpicks]

? has ? not from canada

 

[RidgeRider]

Sniper- So is he on Baltimore or St Louis? Both are birds not from Canada and dogs tonight.

 

[sniperpicks]

he thinks Robbin Yount was over rated

 

[finman13]

He's on cal ripken

 

[StackinGreen]

Tight one for the turd burglar, aaahhhhhhh

 

[sniperpicks]

LOSER as usual, he is crazy bad

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang O Shit couldn't win in baseball if you let him choose which team he wants after 7 innings. Releasing a 100 dime monopoly play on a Tuesday night in June just shows you how desperate he is. I think it means one of two things for Lang. He is about to convince Budin / Demarco to allow him soon to start releasing up to 500 or 1,000 units this football season or he's trying to squeeze every penny out of sales before they shut the site down.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Three losses in a row and all 3 nights no updates on the main page as Lang tries to hide his losses.

But when Lang wins, his scammer face is plastered right up there telling everyone how he's the greatest handicapper in the world.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Seems like it was just the other day when Lang was bragging about being perfect in June.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,431.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,315 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,310)

PAID PICKS: 73-80-2 / 47.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 3-3, +118 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (0W-1L) -100 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

20-20, -270 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 5-5
100 DIME: 6-5
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

9-12, -277.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 1-2
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 3-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,304.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $103,045 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$124,990)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,431.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/06/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[proanalyser]

Go Big or go home.
Today I once again prove to the world I am the best big game handicapper in the business.
A $10 better will be firing $2000 as this play is over 3 times stronger than a 60 dimer This game will not lose period,fading me will be getting ram rodded hard. Its go time. LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!