The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

PimpyMcPimp · May 28, 2023

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,486.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $14,865 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,860)

PAID PICKS: 69-74-2 / 48.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 15-11, -100.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (1W-2L) -536 DIMES

PimpyMcPimp · May 28, 2023

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

18-19, -460 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-2
150 DIME: 5-5
100 DIME: 5-4
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

7-7, -142.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 2-1
40 DIME: 3-2

PimpyMcPimp · May 28, 2023

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,359.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $103,595 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$125,540)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,486.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 05/27/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

PimpyMcPimp · May 28, 2023

What is loser Lang going to bless us with today?
My guess would be 60 Dimer #2 in a row since he hasn't won shit all lately.
We will just have to wait for 200 Dime loser #3 in a row from the greatest big game handicapper in the Milky Way Galaxy.

RidgeRider · May 28, 2023

Pimpy - You were right on in predicting a 60 dimer today. I'm going to predict he goes with the Detroit Tigers as their pitcher has an ERA of over 2.00 less than the pitcher for the White Sox. Lang isn't too tough to figure out. He had to be at the golf course at 7:00 AM to start shagging balls. It's called the 2 minute handicapping process.

PimpyMcPimp · May 28, 2023

So frustrating to watch.
They lead the entire game. By 12 in the first half. By 12 in the 3rd quarter and by 9 with 3 minutes to go 100-91.
At that moment, I felt great about my 200 dimer on Boston.
Then I watched in horror as Al Horford missed, Jason Tatum missed, then missed again and then Jaylen Brown missed 1 of 2, Marcus Smart missed 1 of 2.
And just like that, the Heat close the game on a 12-3 run to get the cover.
I've lost a lot of big plays in my career. You release big plays. You hit big plays. You lose big plays.
That was as frustrating a big play to lose as I can remember.
Now were back to baseball as I look to build on the 60 dime winner on the Rangers Friday night +115 hammering the Orioles 12-2.
Got to get hot in baseball. Simple as that.

PimpyMcPimp · May 28, 2023

Back on May 15th, just a couple of weeks ago, Lang was up 727.5 Dimes for May and talking about how wonderful he was.
Now look where his loser ass is. :lmao:

We knew he'd give it all back, and he did. Maybe not this soon though, lol.

sniperpicks · May 28, 2023

He told the world take Celtics and lay 3

the fader world rejoiced at a 1 point ? win

proanalyser · May 28, 2023

The last 3 basketball games I am down 605 dimes. A $10 better in one week 6050. Will that stop me from another big unit play Monday, no because I am disciplined enough to follow through when a big play is warranted. Now lets stick this 60 dimer up pimpys chute.

finman13 · May 28, 2023

So without scrolling through a bunch of posts, Lang has to be at or near his lowest dimes lost for this year?

phelps123 · May 28, 2023

RidgeRider said:
Pimpy - You were right on in predicting a 60 dimer today. I'm going to predict he goes with the Detroit Tigers as their pitcher has an ERA of over 2.00 less than the pitcher for the White Sox. Lang isn't too tough to figure out. He had to be at the golf course at 7:00 AM to start shagging balls. It's called the 2 minute handicapping process.

Wrong prediction.

StackinGreen · May 28, 2023

finman13 said:
So without scrolling through a bunch of posts, Lang has to be at or near his lowest dimes lost for this year?

Muttley for the win!

sniperpicks · May 28, 2023

Chi ⚾️ ? ? for ? so far

faders upbeat with ? ? ⚾️

Buckeyefan80 · May 28, 2023

proanalyser said:
The last 3 basketball games I am down 605 dimes. A $10 better in one week 6050. Will that stop me from another big unit play Monday, no because I am disciplined enough to follow through when a big play is warranted. Now lets stick this 60 dimer up pimpys chute.

Of course it won’t, you’re not actually betting real money. Duh?‍

?‍

You still haven’t answered why you’re loss was changed to a push, but we all know you won’t, since you’re not Lang.

phelps123 · May 28, 2023

Detroit Tigers 6-5 Final! Lang LOST! He should have just stick to picking the pitcher with the lower ERA!

PimpyMcPimp · May 28, 2023

proanalyser said:
Now lets stick this 60 dimer up pimpys chute.

Ahhh, so sad for you. :lmao:

sniperpicks · May 28, 2023

? catches less brakes than the “agony of defeat” guy who fell off the ski jump on old wide world of sports

RidgeRider · May 28, 2023

I guess tomorrow is rinse & repeat Monday. Mention you can't be afraid to chase with monopoly money just because you've lost in every sport, always more on the big plays and 17 out of 17 full years. You are a psychotic loser!