She farted, after first night of sex!

[Journeyman]

I'm not a big fan of females farting period, its much worse when you first are getting to know one another and she rips one...IMO its worse than butt hair...

I'm laying next to this girl last night, after we had fooled around, and out of nowhere she informs me she just ripped one...I about died and wanted to leave, the funny part was I didn't even hear it, she must have been ruffling the covers and the noise drowned out the fart sound...So I try to sidestep the issue and take some of the embarrasment off the situation by pointing out I didn't hear anything...her reply back, "well you'll probably smell it in a few seconds

Where I come from, that's just nasty...I know all humans have gas etc, but first time together and she farts shortly afterwards....sick!

:monsters-

 

[blueedwards]

that is a bad indicator. who knows what this woman is capable of. she could be robbing your apartment right now.

 

[RobFunk]

IMO its worse than butt hair...

have you seen butt hair? this fucking michelle chic I hope another girl beats her ass. she should have warned me first thats bullshit.


farts at least you can coach the hoe


women have no regard these days. when they say chivalry is dead, it must be on both ends.

 

[Journeyman]

lol...she's not at my house...I came home today still weary from it...I feel like George Castanza, I invent ways to break up with women...this would be a first...I can't think of a reason why I don't like her... I just can't get over that incident, and then the joke .... I may post her picture again just for spite....cute girls just don't do that.

 

[blueedwards]

j, you should get out of this relationship right now and i'll tell you why:

1) any woman you would fart in front of you when you are just getting to know her is bad news. now add to the fact that she wasn't even embarrassed about it and likely did some damage to your sheets since she was naked (i assume).

anyone who would do this is capable of unspeakable acts. i would run, not walk to the nearest exit.

2) my wife is the salt of the earth. for the first two years i met her, she would not even admit to having ever farted in her life. while i know this is not possible, i kinda liked the fact that she denied it.

now we are married and live in the same house. she will not take a dump if i am in the house. in an emergency, she will sneak to the bathroom downstairs even in winter when it is freezing down there. and, if i know about it and make fun of her, she gets pissed.

that is what you are looking for my man...trust me.

 

[RobFunk]

cute girls just don't do that.<!-- / message -->

I agree. I think it is impossible to find a quality chic from the net. They are all self centered POS's who are good for banging a few times, and cant make up their minds about anything in life. None of them can effectively cope with the 'excitement' of the internet. which really is'nt all that exciting. .And this is becuase women are irrational by nature, so the scientifical behavior makes a clear demonstation of the involvement of putting thoughts into text and getting a reaction to it almost everytime, when they are seeking it subconciously or not when combined with the said irrational propertys of the female thought process. This in turn dampens their good natured will towards others and respect for effective relations, regardless of the importance there of.

 

[blueedwards]

I agree. I think it is impossible to find a quality chic from the net. They are all self centered POS's who are good for banging a few times, and cant make up their minds about anything in life. None of them can effectively cope with the 'excitement' of the internet. which really is'nt all that exciting. .And this is becuase women are irrational by nature, so the scientifical behavior makes a clear demonstation of the involvement of putting thoughts into text and getting a reaction to it almost everytime, when they are seeking it subconciously or not when combined with the said irrational propertys of the female thought process. This in turn dampens their good natured will towards others and respect for effective relations, regardless of the importance there of.

of course the internet is not exciting...al gore invented it. he is the most boring guy ever.

 

[Journeyman]

now we are married and live in the same house. she will not take a dump if i am in the house. in an emergency, she will sneak to the bathroom downstairs even in winter when it is freezing down there. and, if i know about it and make fun of her, she gets pissed.

that is what you are looking for my man...trust me.

damn straight, that is what I'm looking for. That's exactly how I am

...this was at her place BTW....all I kept thinking about was I wanted to get the heck out of there, I guess it could have accidently slipped out....I just think its almost inexcusable....reminds me of the time my ex-wife first ripped one, she immediately tried to cover it up by clapping,lol...

I probably should run, I think I may use her for a while, that's not my style though:hump:

 

[HacheMan]

Odd isn't it......

We as males hardly ever picture a sexy, beautiful woman sitting on the commode with an upset stomach either...........

 

[RobFunk]

of course the internet is not exciting...al gore invented it. he is the most boring guy ever.

"Well if Al Gore invented the internet, why does every web address begin with dubya?! (applause, laughter)" - George Bush, 2001 campaign rally speech

 

[Journeyman]

I agree. I think it is impossible to find a quality chic from the net. They are all self centered POS's who are good for banging a few times, and cant make up their minds about anything in life. None of them can effectively cope with the 'excitement' of the internet. which really is'nt all that exciting. .And this is becuase women are irrational by nature, so the scientifical behavior makes a clear demonstation of the involvement of putting thoughts into text and getting a reaction to it almost everytime, when they are seeking it subconciously or not when combined with the said irrational propertys of the female thought process. This in turn dampens their good natured will towards others and respect for effective relations, regardless of the importance there of.

I didn't really meet her over the internet...it was a date, no computer chatting .

She claimed she was not into giving it away early...I have heard that before too,lol...:hump: it took 3 meetings ....I guess these days that's pretty good for a female.

 

[RobFunk]

I didn't really meet her over the internet...it was a date, no computer chatting .

She claimed she was not into giving it away early...I have heard that before too,lol...:hump: it took 3 meetings ....I guess these days that's pretty good for a female.

Ok, but you have .GIF of her picture?

 

[Journeyman]

Hache, this was thegal I posted her picture a couple weeks ago....she has playboy boobies, cute face, 31, good job, rich parents live on the Carolina shore, and the goof farts on me and announces it!

 

[Holysmoke+]

journeyman,

I take it you don't have kids, because a pregnant woman farts and farts and farts and farts.

and sex with a pregnant women is a stinky nightmare, especially when they orgasm.

oh and then there is the piss that flies out when they orgasm.

pregnant women have a huge baby laying on their bladder and intestines.

 

[Journeyman]

Ok, but you have .GIF of her picture?

technically I met her on Match.com :digit: I don't really count that :lolBIG:

 

[Journeyman]

journeyman,

I take it you don't have kids, because a pregnant woman farts and farts and farts and farts.

and sex with a pregnant women is a stinky nightmare, especially when they orgasm.

oh and then there is the piss that flies out when they orgasm.

pregnant women have a huge baby laying on their bladder and intestines.

:monsters- :monsters- :monsters-

 

[Holysmoke+]

 

[blueedwards]

journeyman,

I take it you don't have kids, because a pregnant woman farts and farts and farts and farts.

and sex with a pregnant women is a stinky nightmare, especially when they orgasm.

oh and then there is the piss that flies out when they orgasm.

pregnant women have a huge baby laying on their bladder and intestines.

:monsters-

that was not my experience. you may be married to a wildebeast.

 

[Journeyman]

holy- I do have a child....the worst part of all that was accidentally seeing my ex-wifes lips shortly after giving birth...it was never quite the same.

 

[Journeyman]

:monsters-

that was not my experience. you may be married to a wildebeast.

:lolBIG: I'm dying over here:lolBIG: 'stuff flying out' :drink: