Yo Mamma Jokes...

[bdubs]

Has anybody else been watching Yo Mamma on MTV? Let's see how creative we can be. Bring it!! I'll start it off with a few...

Yo mamma is so dumb, when she took the SAT's.....she just sat there!
Yo mamma is so fat...her belt size is equator!
Yo mamma is so poor, when i saw her kicking a box and asked what see was doing....she said....MOVING!

uppy: :lolBIG: uppy:

 

[Rawpimple]

Yo Mama so fat she got more Chins than a Chinese phonebook.

 

[mrpotter1]

Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry!!

 

[mrpotter1]

Yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[RUSS]

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

 

[LineTamer+]

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

 

[LineTamer+]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

 

[bdubs]

Yo mamma is so fat that when she wore a malcom X t-shirt a helicopter landed on her fat ass.

 

[RUSS]

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

 

[bdubs]

Yo mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to cook uncle ben's minute rice!

Yo mama is like McDonald's, over 1 billion served!

Yo mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn!

 

[joeyfitzclick]

Your mama's so fat she uses a vcr as a pager.

 

[kingbill]

O/T Your Dads gay

Hey I saw your dad downtown, I called him a F@G and he hit me with his Purse.

I saw your parents the other day, they're a couple of nice guys.

 

[donkeybucks]

Yo mamma so fat she has to go through the car wash to take a shower.

 

[BigDane]

Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over the CordLess phone.

Your mamma is so stupid she went to the superbowl with a Spoon.....

Your mamma is so stupid she cant dial 911, cuz she cant find the 11 button

 

[worm1]

Yo momma's ass is so fat when she sits down she's 3 feet taller

 

[BigDane]

LOL, I liked that one Worm1

 

[PornoPaul]

yo Mama so old Ashton kutcher would go out with her

 

[BigDane]

LOL, THats fucked

 

[Rawpimple]

Yo Mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license photo.

 

[Boxslayer]

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles traffic slows down.

Your mama's so old, she farts dust.

Your mama's so skinny, she does push ups under the door.

Your mama's so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday.

Your mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Your mama's so fat, shes on both sides of the family.

Your mama's head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.