Yesterday I got a full body hot oil massage

[randyrohm]

Was that wrong of me? If somebody had only told me that was wrong.

 

[TheGeneral+]

Did you get the special and was it affordable?

 

[UncleMoneybags]

Randyrohn,

Do we really want to hear about some guy greasing you up and then giving you a rub-down?

I don't think so.

What made you decide to do that, as if I had to ask?

 

[randyrohm]

It was a chick, I have been tight lately and am going skiing for a week and needed to loosen up.

 

[Journeyman]

Any details , perhaps we could give a better answer if we get details?

 

[TomorrowsNewspaper+]

Did you get Happy Endings????

 

[randyrohm]

I was baiting others who might have had this treatment. Very enjoyable and a value for my recreational dollar.

 

[JESUS]

Hard

or soft?

 

[GrandMasterB]

Very nice RR, did you ask to swap places with her? A la Jeff Daniels(Harry) in Dumb and Dumber? Enjoy your ski trip, sounds like a great idea.

 

[RPM]

nothing like a good massage to loosen things up!~

 

[PanchoSanza]

No hand release?

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Pancho please do not yell at me and make fun after you read this one .I would like for my American friends to read this thing another reporter wrote.

The Kazakh TV reporter Borat had been filming at a new-age hippy commune .

A hippy, unaware that Borat'show is comedy, briefly left Borat naked while giving him a massage. He returned to find him apparently playing with himself under a towel.

The hippy screamed and called the police, who caught up with Borat and his crew at their next stop.

One officer pulled a gun before accusing Borat, of touching his rude bits in public.

After the police confiscated the tapes, the TV crew caught the first flight out instead of going to the police station for questioning.

See you Americans just don't know that I am playing and having the fun sometimes.

And here is something from my home. Enjoy.
Borat - This is my friend Marie. (Marie is a butch looking beefy bloke. Borat has his hands behind his head lying on his back on a massage table. Marie is massaging Borat's lower stomach). I come here for massage and how you say? Hand Relief? Every Thursday he clean my hole.