I have a tie.
The first one is when Angelle and I worked for a caterer in Lafayette.
The second one was when I worked at the country club in the men's grill. The men would play golf and then come into the grill and get wasted. Their wives would call, and ask if their husbands were there. I had to put the phone on hold and then ask the man if he wanted me to tell his wife that he was there. Almost every time the men would tell me to tell their wives that they had already left. Then the wives would call back and say "I know they are there, tell them they need to come home."