I compare posts to age. When people hit the big 50 in age, they get sad and when they hit 60, they are even more depressed, and so on.
Well, the same applies in total posts. I am about to hit 7k myself, and let me tell you, I am feeling very depressed, like a real loser. I just tell myself, for me to sit here and post 7,000 times makes me feel like I wasted my whole life sitting here and posting, and feel like a real loser. 5,000 posts for you sir is not something you should be proud of. You should be saying, WTF is wrong with me.. I am such a loser to have sit here for the last 3 yrs with nowhere to go and stayed home to post. That's how I feel. The higher the number of posts go, the more depressed I feel. It's really like you're aging and your life is going by and the # of posts only remind you of how much of a loser you are with an empty life. I really envy the boys here who have been here for 3 years, and have ONLY 436 posts. They are my idols.
So remember boys, next time you reach such a high milestone, you should expect to hear us say.. I'm sorry, rather than congratualations, as this would suit it much much better. I've always wondered why people always said congrats when someone hits 10,000 posts, when in reality, we all should be feeling very sorry for that guy who sits there and posts all day because he never leaves the house. So you tell me why we should be saying congrats. It's like you're saying,, congrats for being a loser and having an empty life and having nowhere to go..