So, my friends are assholes. This has happened before but never this bad. My buddy ran up and knee'd me in the thigh when I wasn't paying attention. Normally I hobble around for about 24 hours and get over it. Going on 4-5 days now.
Normally I get a bruise and a little swelling but the bruise this time is the size of a baseball where he got me. My thigh is swollen out about an inch.
That's not all though. Here is where the tricky part comes in.
My knee is also swollen to hell (size of a grapefruit or so) but it doesn't hurt. You guys know what a kankle is? I have one of those on my knee I guess you could say. But yeah, it doesn't hurt but feels like something is in there when you press down on the puffy area above my kneecap. My girlfriend figured it was just water and might need drained. Feels solid but she says that is what it might feel like.
Also, the back of my knee gets a weird pinching feeling too. Not painful like my thigh but just annoying. Kind of like a mild shock.
Anyway, diagnose me. No, I'm not gonna go to a doctor and assume it will probably go away but until then I'll just stumble around and keep my leg straight when I walk.
Normally I get a bruise and a little swelling but the bruise this time is the size of a baseball where he got me. My thigh is swollen out about an inch.
That's not all though. Here is where the tricky part comes in.
My knee is also swollen to hell (size of a grapefruit or so) but it doesn't hurt. You guys know what a kankle is? I have one of those on my knee I guess you could say. But yeah, it doesn't hurt but feels like something is in there when you press down on the puffy area above my kneecap. My girlfriend figured it was just water and might need drained. Feels solid but she says that is what it might feel like.
Also, the back of my knee gets a weird pinching feeling too. Not painful like my thigh but just annoying. Kind of like a mild shock.
Anyway, diagnose me. No, I'm not gonna go to a doctor and assume it will probably go away but until then I'll just stumble around and keep my leg straight when I walk.
