Where's the thread applauding Obama for the earthquake?

[rolltide]

since Tar Baby wants to give him credit for anything that happens I'd like to be the first to congratulate him on this earthquake that just occurred

seriously though did anyone else feel it? My desk here in PGH was rattling big time. Totally freaked me out!

!/

damn, I'm 5 hours from where the center was so DC must have been really swaying

 

[billhill999]

since Tar Baby wants to give him credit for anything that happens I'd like to be the first to congratulate him on this earthquake that just occurred

seriously though did anyone else feel it? My desk here in PGH was rattling big time. Totally freaked me out!

!/

damn, I'm 5 hours from where the center was so DC must have been really swaying

Where's the thread applauding Obama for the massive dookie I just pinched?

When dookie met toilet water, the splash alone must have registered 5.3

 

[festeringZit]

 

[Coldweather]

The people are very scared with Obama at the helm and felt safe with George W Bush protecting us. You can't even fart in a crowd today without the people thinking some bad muslims are about to attack as evident by todays' 5.9 innocuous jolt! This is all Obama's fault!

 

[ScottL]

"THEY did it. It was supposed to be a 7.9 but WE stopped them." -- TR

"It wasn't an earthquake. Venus turned around and shot earth in the back of the head." -- Lauren

 

[PatPatriot]

can't blame it on obama...he was golfing during the earfquake

 

[billhill999]

can't blame it on obama...he was golfing during the earfquake

Give him credit, he made sure the quake didn't hit Martha's Vineyard.

Is there anything this man can't do?

 

[paftraft]

The news that Obama reduced the intensity of the earthquake didn't reach Florida yet: Latest Fla. Polls
Florida President - Magellan Strategies (R): Romney (R) 49, Obama (D) 39Florida President - Magellan Strategies (R): Obama (D) 39, Perry (R) 46

Obama is toast with such dismal numbers in Florida a tossup state

 

[PatPatriot]

 

[texansfan]

Too bad the earth didn't open up and swallow all of the liberals.

 

[Dave007inVegas]

can't blame it on obama...he was golfing during the earfquake

Bullshit, all those divots he takes triggered it. :homer:

 

[barman]

"THEY did it. It was supposed to be a 7.9 but WE stopped them." -- TR

"It wasn't an earthquake. Venus turned around and shot earth in the back of the head." -- Lauren

I think we all realize this is how God responds to New York permitting same sex marriage.

Sincerely,

Pat

 

[roadreeler57]

Too bad nobody was in session because they needed to be shaken up now but we will shake them out at the polls in 2012 including Obama! Aftershocks are a bitch!