Where The Hell Has Xpanda Been Lately?

[Dante]

Not sure but I miss the X lady....:sad3:

 

[xpanda]

The fair catch is such an artful thing to me.


The guy makes a quick wave and then flinches for a spilt second and makes the catch and the whistle blows and he tosses the ball to the ref, then you can go grab a beer.

But nope. Not Tanya, she wants to see the guy get his fibula cracked or his shoulder seperated and be done for the year.

Hey, if the ball is in your hands, you are fair game.

Lawrence, peaches, you know I will always have a soft spot for you. You're my favourite, with a 'U'.

:>Grin>

Shrink, if you must know, I've spent much of my weekend babysitting a boy. Well, technically he's a grown man, but there were times I considered asking him for I.D. It was strictly a platonic thing (he's soooooo not my type) but still obviously in need of a good woman to keep him straight.

 

[WildBill]

Xpanda,

That alibi of yours sounds almost like a Journeyman weekend with an online girl.

 

[RobFunk]

Ya, except she actually stands a chance of getting repeat business. Journey could'nt get a Teddy Ruxpin doll to say yes a second time.

 

[THE SHRINK]

Hey, if the ball is in your hands, you are fair game.

Lawrence, peaches, you know I will always have a soft spot for you. You're my favourite, with a 'U'.

:>Grin>

Shrink, if you must know, I've spent much of my weekend babysitting a boy. Well, technically he's a grown man, but there were times I considered asking him for I.D. It was strictly a platonic thing (he's soooooo not my type) but still obviously in need of a good woman to keep him straight.

I also don't believe your alibi...

1-Who was this little "boy" that you spent the weekend with?

2-Do any of us posters know him?

3-If he is not your type, then why waste weekend with him?

Curious minds want to know...

Thanks,
Ken

 

[xpanda]

I thought you gave up psychiatry???

I was with a business associate if you must know. It was awful. All hungover from my birthday and this big poopy diaper pants can't get anything right. I'm actually happy to be back in the land of the degenerates, if that tells ya something.

 

[THE SHRINK]

I thought you gave up psychiatry???

I was with a business associate if you must know. It was awful. All hungover from my birthday and this big poopy diaper pants can't get anything right. I'm actually happy to be back in the land of the degenerates, if that tells ya something.

Just busting your chops...

Sorry it didn't work out with that loser...

Much better people here anyways...

And welcome back...

You were missed...

THE SHRINK