after seeing Feezik at the vegas party - the first thing he should do is come out with a book on how to properly wear/cut your hair.
for those who weren't there - the only way to describe his hair is this way:
Ever see the Bud Light ad where the guy is walking his dog - and he goes past a bar and wants to go in but they don't allow dogs - so he puts the dog on his head and pretends it is an Afro and starts talking like he is from Jamaica? Well, Fezzik's hair looked EXACTLY like that guys!
and after Fezzik's book comes out, Shrink should put one out, too:
"How a dog uss ugly guy can marry a major league hot babe!"