Whats your favorite one liner in a movie?

[PatPatriot]

"Sombodys got to protect these phoney baloney jobs, its rough out there!"

Mel Brooks as Gov, in "blazing Saddles"

Maybe not my favorite but thats all I can think of.

 

From the same movie."they say you was hung."They was right"

 

[FunkSoulBrother]

Blues Brothers:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit It."

 

I'm shocked! Shocked to find gambling going on in this establishment.Here are your winnings sir.

 

Gordon Gekko: You're walking around blind without a cane, pal. A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.

 

From a movie loaded with them, boileroom

Broker: Pickup your skirt grab your balls and lets make some money

 

[e-o-11]

"I'll be back."

....TERMINATOR

 

[Jazz]

John Wayne's line, in some 1970's western, when one of the bank robbers he'd nabbed complained when Wayne had smacked him upside the head with his shotgun when he'd made a move: "If you don't like the treatment, don't rob banks."

Also another from John as Rooster Cogburn in "True Grit", when facing Ned Pepper and his gang alone, and in response to "That's bold talk from a one-eyed fat man!' from Ned: "Fill yer hand!!!"

 

[J.J.]

Your supposed to be f***ing my sister not me pay me my f***ing money. from the movie fever pitch the Dutch talking to his brother in law.

 

[PatPatriot]

Good ones!..lol

Here is an old one.
"What we have here is, failure to communicate"

Cool hand Lukes chain gang boss.

 

Maltese Falcon."what's that?"..."The stuff that dreams are made of."

 

you have to understand the setup, as to why i think this is so funny....movie = mr. mom

the dad and 6 year old son are watching a soap opera, the dad says i think the father of nikki's baby is jack, the kid says i hope its not jack, he's a loser, the dad says, yeah, but he gets all the girls...the 6 year old says
"he sure got nikki"

GO HOOSIERS GO....GO PACERS GO.....

 

also...

"you're crying, there's no crying in baseball.."

tom hanks of course

GO HOOSIERS GO....GO PACERS GO.....

 

A priceless scene, the line up in the Usual Suspects

Hockney: Hand me the keys, you ****ing cocksucker

McManus: Give me the ****ing keys, you ****ing cocksucking mother****er, aaarrrghh!

 

"A man's got to know his limitations."

 

"dying aint much of a livin', boy"

- - -
"This is the business we've chosen." - Hyman Roth

 

FF.One of my all time favs.

 

Gordon Geckko (wallstreet)

"Greed for the better sense of the word is good"

 

Miller: You ain't never gonna get me back to town alive, boy.
Jed Cooper: Then I'll get you there dead... boy

 

[PatPatriot]

FF I was just going to post that but I couldn't remember the movie..was it Pale Rider?