What's something no one else knows about you?

[bigbet1234]

Hell, might as well fess up, this is cyber world

 

[downtown2222]

Hell, might as well fess up, this is cyber world

Go ahead...start it off..

 

[bigbet1234]

I love fat black kids that eat soup like a machine

 

[downtown2222]

I love fat black kids that eat soup like a machine

How do you know its soup?

 

[benny0420]

Them are Grits.

 

[bigbet1234]

Dem' good grits are of soup texture

 

[bigbet1234]

I like to read the paper in the tub.....that's queer fo'sho, but I like it

 

[PBR]

When nobody's around, I smoke Virginia Slims.

 

[JakeT.]

I take bubble baths.

 

[Biggamer3]

I post at The Rx.

SHHHHHHH

 

[Betallsports]

I take bubble baths.

Not Surprised hno:

 

[JakeT.]

Not Surprised hno:

<img src="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/Mr.%20Bubble-thumb.jpg">

 

[DennizdaMenace]

I said it before..NO BULLSHIT.

I dont use toilet paper..I walk in the shower and point blank my ass with the removable shower head..I say 98% of society walks around with dirty asses..if I dont..se me irrita el culito..

If she is very hot looking..I will smell a girls panties or shoes any chance I get..unless I discover a foul odor or my arch enemy(yeast infection) i will always return..

I shit in my hand in the yard and throw poop grenades into the street at night..wash my ass with the garden hose..conserves septic tank space and gives me a feeling of superiority over the neighbors who walk around the block in the AM..

I have masterbated..wiped my hands and stick off with my t-shirt and not changed the shirt for 2-4 hours when home alone...

I have whacked off to my roomies intimates..


I once whacked off with a condom on in her bed so she would not find no evidence...


I drink the milk right out of the galloon I share with 3 woman..

I average 10-25 bets a day..

I am not evil..I do not wipe the toilet bowl with my roomies toothbrushes or and sick food shit...although years ago I made this fake ass bitch a smoothie..I put my dick in it and let out a small squirt of pee pee..added some xtra sugar and she drank every drop in front of me..

Also as a teen put a huge booger (had a hair and all) in some joint a bogart asked me for (one of those fuckers who says everyday "hey ya got a joint man" but you never see when he has shit..only talks about it)..

Well I gave him the joint and watched him smoke it later..i even forgot I put the booger in it..when he hit the booger in the middle..that shit flared up big time..he remarked " damn..this shit taste like cocaine"..Ya see..back in da day I dabbled a little in the flake..Ya dig, nig...

 

[PBR]

You actually drink milk straight out of the carton? Dude, you are plain whacko.

 

[steaktartar]

I said it before..NO BULLSHIT.

I dont use toilet paper..I walk in the shower and point blank my ass with the removable shower head..I say 98% of society walks around with dirty asses..if I dont..se me irrita el culito..

If she is very hot looking..I will smell a girls panties or shoes any chance I get..unless I discover a foul odor or my arch enemy(yeast infection) i will always return..

I shit in my hand in the yard and throw poop grenades into the street at night..wash my ass with the garden hose..conserves septic tank space and gives me a feeling of superiority over the neighbors who walk around the block in the AM..

I have masterbated..wiped my hands and stick off with my t-shirt and not changed the shirt for 2-4 hours when home alone...

I have whacked off to my roomies intimates..


I once whacked off with a condom on in her bed so she would not find no evidence...


I drink the milk right out of the galloon I share with 3 woman..

I average 10-25 bets a day..

I am not evil..I do not wipe the toilet bowl with my roomies toothbrushes or and sick food shit...although years ago I made this fake ass bitch a smoothie..I put my dick in it and let out a small squirt of pee pee..added some xtra sugar and she drank every drop in front of me..

Also as a teen put a huge booger (had a hair and all) in some joint a bogart asked me for (one of those fuckers who says everyday "hey ya got a joint man" but you never see when he has shit..only talks about it)..

Well I gave him the joint and watched him smoke it later..i even forgot I put the booger in it..when he hit the booger in the middle..that shit flared up big time..he remarked " damn..this shit taste like cocaine"..Ya see..back in da day I dabbled a little in the flake..Ya dig, nig...

:lol:

 

[whalewager]

some of the funniest shit ive ever read...im crying

 

[steaktartar]

some of the funniest shit ive ever read...im crying

ya no offense to anyone else i think we found our post of the year.........sick funny fuck

 

[whalewager]

that one or the one about panty sniffing...screw the rest

 

[Biggamer3]

I said it before..NO BULLSHIT.

I dont use toilet paper..I walk in the shower and point blank my ass with the removable shower head..I say 98% of society walks around with dirty asses..if I dont..se me irrita el culito..

If she is very hot looking..I will smell a girls panties or shoes any chance I get..unless I discover a foul odor or my arch enemy(yeast infection) i will always return..

I shit in my hand in the yard and throw poop grenades into the street at night..wash my ass with the garden hose..conserves septic tank space and gives me a feeling of superiority over the neighbors who walk around the block in the AM..

I have masterbated..wiped my hands and stick off with my t-shirt and not changed the shirt for 2-4 hours when home alone...

I have whacked off to my roomies intimates..


I once whacked off with a condom on in her bed so she would not find no evidence...


I drink the milk right out of the galloon I share with 3 woman..

I average 10-25 bets a day..

I am not evil..I do not wipe the toilet bowl with my roomies toothbrushes or and sick food shit...although years ago I made this fake ass bitch a smoothie..I put my dick in it and let out a small squirt of pee pee..added some xtra sugar and she drank every drop in front of me..

Also as a teen put a huge booger (had a hair and all) in some joint a bogart asked me for (one of those fuckers who says everyday "hey ya got a joint man" but you never see when he has shit..only talks about it)..

Well I gave him the joint and watched him smoke it later..i even forgot I put the booger in it..when he hit the booger in the middle..that shit flared up big time..he remarked " damn..this shit taste like cocaine"..Ya see..back in da day I dabbled a little in the flake..Ya dig, nig...

if it was an RX T Shirt you are banned!

 

[Dante]

I said a curse word once