Our story begins as Doc's mom descends the basement steps:
"Alowishious, what are all these claw marks with lines through them on the wall?"
"Mom I'm marking down the hours until I can return to sharing my brilliance with the FLOCKIES at the Rx."
"Honey, you seem lost without your posting privileges. And it smells like you've been flatulating in here. Why don't you go outside and breathe some fresh air, and allow me to do the same?
"Very funny ma, now go get me another can of Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"I'm sorry sweetheart, is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Yes, please reinflate my Anne Coulter doll. And reattach this eyelash onto Michelle Malkin's. I'm going to have a threesome tonight!!!"
"Is that all my dear? What about the Newt Gingrich doll? He seems to have some dried paste around his lower lip?"
"Leave him for tomorrow mom, just in case Wil comes to his senses and doesn't unban me."
"Alowishious, what are all these claw marks with lines through them on the wall?"
"Mom I'm marking down the hours until I can return to sharing my brilliance with the FLOCKIES at the Rx."
"Honey, you seem lost without your posting privileges. And it smells like you've been flatulating in here. Why don't you go outside and breathe some fresh air, and allow me to do the same?
"Very funny ma, now go get me another can of Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
"I'm sorry sweetheart, is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Yes, please reinflate my Anne Coulter doll. And reattach this eyelash onto Michelle Malkin's. I'm going to have a threesome tonight!!!"
"Is that all my dear? What about the Newt Gingrich doll? He seems to have some dried paste around his lower lip?"
"Leave him for tomorrow mom, just in case Wil comes to his senses and doesn't unban me."
arty:
