What qualifies you for a job???? Insert your best line in this thread

[cincy_]

I think I could be GM of the Red Sox ... because I can see Fenway Park from my office.

PS: That line about seeing Russia from Alaska is going to go down in political history as one of the greatest ever ... on par with Gore's "I invented the internet" and Kerry's "I am reporting for duty".

 

[random1323]

i have x-ray vision.

 

[C-Gold]

I should be president, because I went to the ghetto to take up signatures as a community organizer, and because running my campagin has given be the experience i need.

 

[punter]

I should be president because I crashed 5 airplanes. Spent the war as a POW and recive $80K a year in disability pay.

 

[cussin'it]

Hire me for VP and I'll show you my

 

[roadreeler57]

I should be President because I invented the internet.

 

[bilbal]

I think I could be GM of the Red Sox ... because I can see Fenway Park from my office.

PS: That line about seeing Russia from Alaska is going to go down in political history as one of the greatest ever ... on par with Gore's "I invented the internet" and Kerry's "I am reporting for duty".

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Have you read the entire transcript of that interview and taken everything into its proper context or did you just see the snippets that were edited by ABC and made it to air?

 

[cincy_]

I didn't read jack-shit ... I don't have to read or know anything.

I just see Fenway Park from my office window ... and that is all that matters ...

... and since I should be GM, I will tell you that J D Drew should be traded and John Lester should start Game 1 of the ALDS.

 

[nimue77]

I should be President because I...

Voted to reauthorize the patriot act.

Voted over and over to fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Want to send more troops to Afghanistan.

Did not vote against the recent FISA/Telecom immunity bill.

Say I don't like the AIG bailout, yet I reluctantly support it.

 

[barman]

I should be CiC of the US Armed Forces on mercenary duty in Iraq since I can see MacDill AFB from my roof.

 

[BetIt]

I should be CiC of the US Armed Forces on mercenary duty in Iraq since I can see MacDill AFB from my roof.

You have to go on your roof to see it?

UNQUALIFIED

 

[bilbal]

I didn't read jack-shit ... I don't have to read or know anything.

So tell me then, is ignorance bliss? You seem qualified to answer.

 

[barman]

Well there's this big Australian pine in the way otherwise and I didn't want any one tree to stand between me and my destiny.

 

[kingbill]

I should be president cause I'm a white guy...

 

[Risk44]

I should be POTUS because Im a Straaaaight talkin Maverick.. /Hero.

 

[Risk44]

I should be President because Im just like you.. Im just like you.. I own 9 houses, my daddy was a war hero, i dont know how to use a computer, but im just like you...

 

[cincy_]

So tell me then, is ignorance bliss? You seem qualified to answer.

Hey, my idols are Hick Palin and Little Bushie ... what can I say?

 

[cincy_]

I should be President because I tried to get the office intern to give me a hummer ... but she's running against me because she says she saw Russia from her cruise ship.

 

[Willie99]

being part of a union