What Osama needs is some love!

[bblight]

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Army could blow the shit out of him."

 

[stucco43]

ucking:

 

[RobFunk]

I am still shocked BB lashed out against DEAC this morning

It is BBLight vs. The entire world.

 

[docmercer]

I am still shocked BB lashed out against DEAC this morning

It is BBLight vs. The entire world.

I'm not shocked. BBlight is someone that I've been opposite of on a lot of issues, but he is one of the few posters that I believe will call out someone and not check their party affiliation card first to make sure it doesn't hurt "his side".

Lame reposted jokes with poor font formatting aside...he's still always wrong ;-)

 

[bblight]

Bad fonts and all, it was still funny!

You aught to check out this new hybrid motorcycle:

http://www.rvi.net/~mdhorban/hybridmotorcycle.htm

 

[chiefssth]

Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tellsher father thatthey learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "SinceValentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we'reJewish," she asks,"will God get mad at me for giving someone avalentine?

Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, Idon't think God wouldget mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a littleAmerican Jewish girlcould have enough love to give Osama a valentine,he might start tothink that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe startloving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to Osama,he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start goingall over the place telleveryone how much he loved them and how he didn'thate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughterwith newfoundpride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I'veever heard."
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets him out inthe open, the Army could blow the shit out of him."

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