Joey,
I have a theory on Bush's ineptitude.
Many people think that the "C" average is an indicator of his very average intelligence. Others attribute his uncanny ability to destroy the world to the thousands of brain cells killed by his drug habits & alcohol addicition, but, to tell you the truth, Joey, there's college not enough whiskey in Texas or drugs at Yale to kill that many brain cells.
Here's what really destroyed W's brain - it was the pretzel. Yep, the pretzel that Duyba choked on did it. When Duyba choked on the pretzel he lost conciousness (fainted) because there was simply NO air being breathed in, well, just like how a drowning person suffers irreversible brain damage as they deprive their brain of oxygen for an extended period or time, so ,too, did Duyba. This pretzel couple with his drug habits, alcoholism & already average intelligence has made the president borderline retarded. And, I hesitate to use that word, because there are many, many wonderful retarded people in the world as Duyba isn't wonderful, but no other word fits the bill.