What do i text next?

[lax_gunman]

Somebody i don't know is texting me...

First text: did u get my text the other day???they have your fav girl scout ice cream!!!

my response: wud luv sum of that

next text:haha. hows life with the new apt and lover???

 

[boatboatboat]

tell them you have been thinking about them ALOT while alone at night, and you have something you need to tell them.

 

[bucsfan67]

lol

 

[Jstack34]

Just respond and be like you tryin to come over to the crib

 

[boatboatboat]

tell them that everytime you have a bowell movement a redish puss comes out that smells of apricots, and you want to know if they feel you should see a DR.

 

[lax_gunman]

lol..you, dawg, and nes would prob be my top choices for a good response...okay but I am going to add "but I can't talk now" to ensure they text again not call.

Maybe they are the same sex...

 

[boatboatboat]

tell them you think there is a body in the trunk of your car, that you heard noises for a few days, but now that the noise is gone there is an odor, and ask if you should call someone.

 

[boatboatboat]

ask them if they ever feel like just ending it all

 

[boatboatboat]

no, don't ask that. My bad

 

[lax_gunman]

So I wrote: okay...been doin alot of thinkin...can't talk now though

they replied: "okie dokie...text me lata then. i'm in the cape for the summer if you need to get away at all"

 

[lax_gunman]

Whatever sex I'm supposed to be I think this person is the same sex
Think I'll just let the cat out of the bag...

 

[boatboatboat]

send them a link to some animal sex site and ask them if the animal likes it too, do they consider it be cruility to animals.

 

[lax_gunman]

I think i'll write "sry about before but you have the wrong number...I would still love to come to the cape...my kids r drivin me nuts"

 

[boatboatboat]

ask them if it would be ok for you to come to the cape sometime where the 2 of you could just be alone

 

[boatboatboat]

I think i'll write "sry about before but you have the wrong number...I would still love to come to the cape...my kids r drivin me nuts"

NO, don't do it!

 

[boatboatboat]

I wonder if the other person is posting on a message board at this very moment asking what they should text to you?

 

[boatboatboat]

tell them if they hear any stories on the news about you, not to believe it.

than don't text back for awhile.

 

[lax_gunman]

hahahahaha......well I already told em i couldn't talk so ill send em a text tommorrow night and well see how it goes...I have to watch the B's blow these power plays and then lose the game

 

[boatboatboat]

My guess is you can do this for weeks.

Don't mess it up.