What Borat looks for in a girl:

BoratSagdiyev · Dec 11, 2003

What Borat looks for in a girl:

1. Blonde
2. No retardment in family
3. Ploughing experience
(preferably one year)
4. Good physique
5. Tight, like a man's anus
6. Nice face

vinividivinci · Dec 11, 2003

Borat

VERY enlightening!! Any preference on lips?

VVV

p.s. Borat, just one thing. How do you know how tight a man's anus is? Is it tighter than a camel??

SENDITIN · Dec 11, 2003

Borat,

Sounds like Jen is your girl...some question on item number 2 though...Angelle may be a relative.

Mr.Jones · Dec 11, 2003

Don't know about #5, but otherwise I have one of those. Ten years of ploughing experience, could skin a muskrat by the age of 3 and does baskets numbers at 6 AM.

PanchoSanza · Dec 11, 2003

2. No retardment in family

Hypocrite

BoratSagdiyev · Dec 11, 2003

You want to see picture of me riding my camel? Scroll down.

http://therxforum.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=100090022&f=988094022&m=51310638&r=82610838#82610838

This was funny too.
VVV in respond to your question, yes it is tighter but not by much. Thank you.

PanchoSanza · Dec 11, 2003

The way your sippiing that tea and extending the pinky, I would lay even money that your a fag.

That and the comment about the tight anus seals it for me.

Dante · Dec 11, 2003

how about legs Boris?? and thighs??

BoratSagdiyev · Dec 11, 2003

Pancho Villa you have been on my ass since I return to the RX so I would say you are one who likes to do with other man.

I lift my pinky because it is proper etiquette.

AAA15 · Dec 11, 2003

Pancho Sanza

Your Funny!

BoratSagdiyev · Dec 11, 2003

AAA15 am I not funny. For some reason the peoples from Canada maybe have not seen my television show. Expand your horizons peoples.

vinividivinci · Dec 11, 2003

What a Country!!

VVV

lander · Dec 11, 2003

Borat,
I think I know just the gal for you ...
Have you met Miss ID? She's a long time poster and is equally respected as you by fellow RXers.

>> 1. Blonde
Blonde, bald ... they both start with B

>> 2. No retardment in family
Bo, I have to admit she's a little on the loopy side ... but I have a theory regarding this - it's similiar to magnetics, so I don't thing your two get of genetics will attract any retardness.

>> 3. Ploughing experience (preferably one year)
Before the operation she used to plough some of the guys at truck stops up? Is this what you're looking for?

>> 4. Good physique
She has shoulders that would put The Governator to share. You'll be safe with ID.

>> 5. Tight, like a man's anus
Ironically enough, since the operation she's been celebate ... she's been saving herself for a guy like you Borat

>> 6. Nice face
It's beautiful she she faces the other way

vinividivinci · Dec 11, 2003

lander

That is possibly a nice match. However, given that Clevfan has recently re-entered the market perhaps Borat might want to take a look at all the posibilities.

The more I think about it, Borat and Clevfan might be just right for each other. In fact, I might go so far as to say they deserve each other!!

VVV