WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE YOGI-ISMS?

[exilarch]

As we all know, Yogi Berra was the master of the malaprop and of fractured syntax. What are your favorite Yogi-isms. Here are two that I like:
A teamate yells to Yogi from across the locker room "Hey, Yogi, how does your wife like living in a tree?
Here is another one:Yogi's wife informs Yogi that she was off to see Dr. Zhivago. Yogi replies," What's wrong with you now?"

 

[barman]

"This was a pretty popular nite spot until everybody started going here"

 

[JudgeWapner]

"You better cut the pizza in four slices,I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

 

[JudgeWapner]

"It ain't the heat its the humility."

 

[gambler1]

"It ain't over till it's over" for all those degenerates counting their $$ in the 8th inning.

 

[RDC]

"You're gonna be like Joey!"

 

[wilheim]

Personal favorite:

"I really didn't say everything I said"

A few other beauts:

"In baseball, you don't know nothing."

"If people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's going to stop them."

Hey Yogi, what time is it?
"You mean now?"

wil.

 

[lander]

"It's hard to speculate ... especially on the future."

 

[Journeyman]

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the old San Diego Padres announcer Jerry Coleman has had several broadcasting blunders, that are quite ammusing too...

 

[BoratSagdiyev]

Here are three that come to mind. Classic Yogi.

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!

Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

Good or no?

 

[MeantownScum]

90% of this game is half-mental.

 

[wilheim]

" I want to thank you for making this day necessary"

wil.

 

[blueedwards]

when he met the pope, he said "hi pope".

 

[Railbird]

When you come to the fork in the road, take it