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PatPatriot · Nov 11, 2004

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Ex accuses HBO star of physical abuse, "degrading racial comments"

NOVEMBER 11--Comedian Bill Maher was slapped yesterday with a $9 million palimony suit by an ex-girlfriend who alleges that the HBO star subjected her to physical and verbal abuse, including "insulting, humiliating and degrading racial comments." In the below Los Angeles Superior Court complaint, Nancy Johnson, a centerfold model and former flight attendant also known as Coco Johnsen, alleges that Maher, 48, reneged on promises to pay her expenses and purchase a Beverly Hills home. Johnson, who says she dated Maher for 17 months before splitting from him in May, also contends that the performer promised to marry her and have children. Johnson, pictured at right, does not detail the degrading racial comments allegedly made by Maher, and recounts only one episode of supposed physical abuse by the host of HBO's "Real Time." She charges that Maher pulled her arm and shook her at one party, causing "injuries to her back and neck," and later that evening warned he'd hit her on the head with a hammer if she was unfaithful. (10 pages)

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cussin'it · Nov 11, 2004

WAAA, WAAAA......LMFAO

She isn't going to get the Beverly Hills Home. My fukking heart goes out to her. He probably rightfully called her a "gold digger" and she changed the "d" to an "n".

Lame **** pal

xpanda · Nov 11, 2004

Well, since Bill Maher speaks for and represents all liberals the world over, this is a real blow to our movement. Our whole ideology has been blown wide open. I sure hope we can recover from this.

RobFunk · Nov 11, 2004

jolene, jolene!

actually, when i look at her picture i think of her talking in freddy kuegars voice and saying "hi....my name is luwanda. BUY ME A HOME, B-ITCH!!"

cussin'it · Nov 11, 2004

lmao...buy me a "Beverly Hills HOME, B-itch"

Dumpin her azz was the right move.

JinnRikki · Nov 11, 2004

That all ya' got Pat? I don't think anyone nominated Mahr for sainthood. His exploits are well known. Marry her and have children?LMAO she should have read his bio and saved herself some time. Gotta', move on to the next mark, ain't getting any younger.

Shotgun · Nov 11, 2004

First Maher puts the wood to Ann Coulter, now he goes after Ms Coco. Something wrong with that boy...maybe he should find his God and ask him for some better looking women.

JinnRikki · Nov 11, 2004

I have to think Coulter may have put the wood or plastic to him.

cussin'it · Nov 11, 2004

Holy shyt I wished you hadn't put that picture in my mind. :breakit:

bblight · Nov 11, 2004

This is typical of the double standard that's applied to the left:

Teddy Kennedy commits murder
Bill Clintons commits perjury.
Bill Clinton sells pardons from prison just before he leaves office
Robert Byrd's a Grand Supreme Wizard of the KKK
John Keerry is a Traitor
Barney Frank runs a male whroe house out of his apartment.

And the hypocrasy and double standard goes on and on

But it's all OK because the Republicans control both houses, the White house, and pretty soon, the Suprmem Court will also be controlled by the Republicans.

Did you read that cussin and Doc - The Rerpublicans will soon OWN the Supreme Court.

I think that you aught to start filling out the emigration papers now - How about France, or maybe Canada. - Either way, Good bye!

docmercer--banned · Nov 11, 2004

bblight ..

do us all a favor and do not consider reproducing ....

Go check out the track record of republicans before ya start naming Democrats that have done crap

Or should I repost to jar your memory???

docmercer--banned · Nov 11, 2004

bblight:

a few of your "Saints" in action:

Conservative hypocrites who castigated Clinton for sins they committed themselves included Congressman Dan Burton, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, presidential candidate Bob Dole, and Sen. Strom Thurmond.

Burton, who once called Clinton a “scumbag” in the midst of the public sexual witch hunt, admitted during the 1998 proceedings against Clinton that he had an extramarital affair and fathered a child out of wedlock when he was a state senator in the 1980s. Burton said on PBS, “This is something that happened a long time ago.....The boy and the mother and my wife and my family and I have all reached an agreement about this a long time ago.”

Well, isn’t that special? So we should all forget about Republican affairs as long as the parties involved reach a private agreement?

Gingrich was known to force oral sex with interns and reportedly cheated on two of his three wives. He even served his first wife with divorce papers while she lying in a hospital bed fighting cancer so that he could marry a mistress.

Then, Gingrich divorced wife number two, reportedly for Callista Bisek, a much younger Congressional employee, and had sex with her in his Capitol Hill office during the Clinton witch hunt.

As columnist Robert Scheer pointed out, “As House speaker, Gingrich had ultimate power over the woman’s career, raising questions of sexual harassment.”

Gingrich married Bisek a few months after divorce number two was finalized in 2000. He got his second marriage annulled by the Catholic Church, even though Gingrich was not Catholic - Bisek was. That meant that the church declined to formally recognize the 19 years of Gingrich’s second marriage. How’s that for family values?

Dole, who lost big-time to the “Big Dog” in 1996, reportedly had an affair with a woman who was not his wife in 1968. The Washington Post wrote that the paper and Time both interviewed the woman at length, then decided not to run the story before the 1996 election. The National Enquirer ran the story, instead.

The late Thurmond, for his part, had sex with the late Carrie Butler in 1925, when he was 22 and she was a 16-year-old African-American housekeeper in Thurmond’s home. The act wasn’t a crime back in the early 20th century, but it would be now. Thurmond reportedly helped pay for the college education of his part-black daughter, Essie Mae Washington Williams, even as he referred to African-Americans as “niggers” and became one of the country’s leading proponents of segregation.

That action was deceitful in more ways than the obvious hypocrisy; if white America had heard about Thurmond’s black child, his political career would have been over. While articles appeared about the tie as early as 1972, Thurmond, Williams, and Butler kept quiet about the matter until Williams spilled the beans in 2003.

docmercer--banned · Nov 11, 2004

bblight:

More of your honored "Saints" known as Republicans ...

Quick now, has anyone heard of Randy Ankeney? He was a rising star in Colorado Republican circles who held a $63,000 position in the Governor’s Office of Economic Development until he was arrested in 2001 and accused of trying to have sex with a 13-year-old girl he met through the Internet. 47

Police said Ankeney even warned the girl he’d ruin her life if she told anyone. Does that sound familiar? That’s how many of these Republicans keep their affairs quiet - they threaten a bunch of people.

Another 17-year-old girl said Ankeney sexually assaulted her while working on a political campaign. In 2002, he pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault of a child. He was sentenced to 22 years in prison in 2003. 48

How about Parker J. Bena, a Virginia Republican activist who proudly cast one of his state’s electoral vote for Bush in 2000, being indicted for possessing child pornography in 2001? Bena was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. 49

Long-time Virginia Republican fund-raiser Richard Delgaudio, 50, was more fortunate. He only received two years probation in 2003 after pleading guilty to taking sexually-related photos of a 16-year-old girl in a motel room. In 2001, Delgaudio was picked up by police in Baltimore’s Patterson Park, an area police said was known for prostitution. 50

Does Republican Marty Glickman, one of those rabid dog conservative talk radio commentators in Florida who was arrested in 2001 and charged with giving drugs like LSD and money to underaged girls in exchange for sex, ring a bell? 51

Anyone hear of Kevin T. Coan, a Republican who formerly directed the St. Louis Election Board? He was charged in 2001 with trying to solicit sex from a 14-year-old girl in cyberspace. As of 2003, his case hadn’t been resolved. 52

Then there was Philip Giordano, the former Republican mayor of Waterbury, Conn., who was sentenced in 2003 to 37 years in prison for soliciting sex with underaged girls and violating their civil rights. It’s more likely you’ve heard of him since this case received ample media coverage. 53

Another case that got some attention involved Beverly Russell, a leader in the South Carolina Republican Party and the local Christian Coalition who campaigned for presidential candidate Pat Robertson, who allegedly molested his step-daughter, children-drowner Susan Smith. 54

I’ve been told that numerous Religious Right nuts read sexual material under the guise of knowing what’s in it so they can keep it from their children. Many Religious Rightists also believe a man can have sex with his wife anytime he pleases, whether she wants to or not. Some would call that rape, but I’m sure these nuts have another word for it.

bblight · Nov 11, 2004

Doc, it's too late - there are 3 little bblights running around out there - good Republicans all!

My granddaughter will also be a good little Republican!

I think my Grand Daughter will be an old lady the next time a Democrat is voted in as President!

I wonder what a Supreme Court would be like with all 9 Justices appointed by Republicans. Hell, I'll probably know in my lifetime!

docmercer--banned · Nov 11, 2004

bblight:

and of course, what would it be without a name of Bush involved in a scandal .. ya know, Bush as in Neil Bush of the Silverado S&L scandal ... George Bush in the Harken Energy Insider Trading Scandal and dont forget Neil Bush !

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=alt1>Jeb Bush reportedly had an affair with Cynthia Henderson, a former Playboy bunny who he put in charge of the Florida Department of Management Services at a salary of $114,000 a year in 1999. Bush also appointed Henderson to run the Department of Business and Professional Regulation in 1999.

But he had to transfer her after a state ethics investigation into her accepting personal favors - including a private plane ride to the Kentucky Derby - from Outback Steakhouse, a company her office was supposed to regulate. Henderson also reportedly helped obtain state jobs for her nanny and the nanny’s boyfriend, and she was also sued by a state employee who alleged that Henderson grabbed him by the throat and threatened to choke him to death. 11

While some Bush advisors and newspapers called on Henderson to be fired, Bush refused and publicly denied in May 2001 that he had as much as been in a room alone with Henderson after mostly alternative media published the allegations. Unlike with Clinton, Condit, and other Democrats like potential 1988 presidential candidate Gary Hart, the major media did not aggressively pursue the story and check out whether Bush was telling the truth. In former Sen. Hart’s case, the media even staked out his Washington home to report an alleged affair he had with model Donna Rice. As late as 1998, Hart called the media frenzy surrounding him “fascist.”
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bblight · Nov 11, 2004

So Bob Dole had sex in 1968 - with Viagra he can have it again in 2004. And what about Newt? And Burton? Who else?

I didn't even Mention Bill Clintons pecadillos, or ted Kennedy's junketts - (poor Mary Joe Kopekne was one of them), or JFK's famed White House orgies. Gerry Studds, a Massachusetts Democrat raped a 15 year old male congressional page - and got away with it!
Hell, whan it comes to sex and cheating, I could name just about every Democrat in power.

And then you mention a bunch of people who happen to be Republicans for their perversions, - geez, do you have a few hours? We'll start with the Democrats in Hollywood - How about Mikey Jackson, the black/white boy-girl?

So what?

Teddy commited Murder - and he's still a Senator!
Robert Byrd was in the KKK - and he's still a Senator!

Jesus Doc - you're to full of bile - go take some Maalox and get a good nights sleep - better yet, emigrate to Canada and marry xpoanda - she needs a good liberal man!

docmercer--banned · Nov 11, 2004

blight:

There are just as many corrupt bastard Republicans as Democrats ...

Hell, think of the last 30 yrs: Lets see ... Your boys have the Iran Contra Scandal and Watergate to matchup against the Head Job Scandal under Clinton??

petre · Nov 12, 2004

just another street hooker who's losing her looks, looking for the last big payday before resigning herself to being the latest spokeswoman for pancakes.

Marco · Nov 12, 2004

petre.....my thoughts exactly.....why is it these golddiggers don't make up some sort of written contract before they get like 2 years into a fling?

Then they wouldn't have to play the race card, the abuse card.....and the "you promised me card"......

Sad thing is this greedy witch will probably be given a chunk of money to gob on a bucket of mascara and spread her legs for the camera....