Well I guess we did come from monkey's, sorry Jesus freaks

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I believe in both so your not offending me, (and FWIW I don't get offended easily, if ever)but why put this up there and in your title use the term "Jesus freaks". My issue isn't the monkey with a tail its your title. thats all.
 
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It's called evolution....

I got a few questions that keep popping into my mind when i hear some one say this.

1. Where did monkeys come from...what did they evole from to be monkeys.

2. Are the monkeys that are on Earth now going to evole into humans in time.

IF YOU ANSWER THESE I GOT A FEW MORE EVEN HARDER ONES...I THOUGHT I WOULD ASK THE EASY ONES FIRST.
 

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I got a few questions that keep popping into my mind when i hear some one say this.

1. Where did monkeys come from...what did they evole from to be monkeys.

2. Are the monkeys that are on Earth now going to evole into humans in time.

IF YOU ANSWER THESE I GOT A FEW MORE EVEN HARDER ONES...I THOUGHT I WOULD ASK THE EASY ONES FIRST.

Who knows....but what we DO KNOW NOW is that we didnt come from Adam and Eve.......
 

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so when are the monkeys in the zoo going to evolve into humans?
 

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so when are the monkeys in the zoo going to evolve into humans?

No they've already evolved into monkeys. Modern day primates and modern day humans both shared a common mammal ancestor.

Stupid initial thread starter for a very important find.
 

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No they've already evolved into monkeys. Modern day primates and modern day humans both shared a common mammal ancestor.

Stupid initial thread starter for a very important find.


I know the real argument, I was just playing along
 

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We all came from Adam and Eve. This all started when God tossed both of them out of The Garden of Eden cause they were fornicating after Eve ate Adam's apple. It be as simple as this with a few twists.
This is what I think about this here issue.

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Over/Under on the number of the Pro-Religious posters to post an intelligent response to this find before, Limbaugh, Coulter,700 Club guy or some other talking head makes his response.

Over ½ -115
Under ½ -115
 

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I'm thinking that if you tweak a variable here and an assumption there, it can be proved that man evolved from flying pink elephants.

I doubt it's an exact science
 
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Donkeys want to believe they evolved from chimps so bad....

Sir David Attenborough, who will present a BBC documentary on the discovery next Tuesday, said: 'The link they would have said until now is missing, is no longer missing.'

But others are more cautious. Dr Henry Gee, a senior editor at the journal Nature, said the use of the term 'missing link' was misleading.

And Dr Chris Beard, of America's Carnegie Museum of Natural History, said: 'I would be absolutely dumbfounded if it turns out to be a potential ancestor to humans.'
 

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There will be a 2 hour documentary called "The Link" on History Channel ... Memorial Day at 9pm

http://www.history.com/content/the-...m=cpc&utm_campaign=the link&utm_term=the link

btw, what is with the Jesus Freaks comment? Can't people simply believe a different theory as to the origin of man without being called a freak?

of course not since that would be liberal intolerance casting it's nasty head, as usual
 

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I'm thinking that if you tweak a variable here and an assumption there, it can be proved that man evolved from flying pink elephants.

I doubt it's an exact science

First you have to prove that a fly pink elephant exists. Now a common ancestor has been discovered. Adam or Eve have yet to be discovered.
 
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First you have to prove that a fly pink elephant exists. Now a common ancestor has been discovered. Adam or Eve have yet to be discovered.

Um... A "common ancestor" has not been discovered. According to
the web reports, there is no consensus about it being
an ancestor to humans at all.

But, you can choose to keep drinking the kool-aid if you like.

:grandmais
 

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