Was talking to a young gambler on Friday who has "The Fever".

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Was in my local bar on Friday and this kid started talking to me about the games he played. He is so hooked. LOL Explained how he studies all week, watches line movements, yada yada.

The whole time, the barmaid who is super hot and super into him, can't get his attention. She's asking him if he's going to be around at closing and he's in another world talking to me about his football plays for the weekend. I wanted to slap him like Patton.

By the way, he's 0 for the weekend and his big game was KC for tonight. "Denver is so overated". LOL
 
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Boy, this rings a cord.

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Fat Tony said:
Was in my local bar on Friday and this kid started talking to me about the games he played. He is so hooked. LOL Explained how he studies all week, watches line movements, yada yada.

The whole time, the barmaid who is super hot and super into him, can't get his attention. She's asking him if he's going to be around at closing and he's in another world talking to me about his football plays for the weekend. I wanted to slap him like Patton.

By the way, he's 0 for the weekend and his big game was KC for tonight. "Denver is so overated". LOL

once the broncos win...we'll see how hooked he is.
 
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I'd like to think that even at that tender age I would have still tapped the barmaid.
 
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Luca Brasi said:
I'd like to think that even at that tender age I would have still tapped the barmaid.


The girl is smoking. She's Italian and has that "Kelly Monaco" look and he's talking to me about home dogs in the WAC conference. LOL
 
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I must have had the same fever for I am now 34 and still single. However, I have still managed to make time to lay a few bar maids on pool tables after hours.

Remind this young chap there will plenty of time for studying games and worthwhile to tap some ass now, for the puss will get fewer and further between (unless he is buying it) as the dust grows on his birth certificate.

Also, remind him after the game tonight that most of us were on Denver.


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DAWOOFDADDY said:
I must have had the same fever for I am now 34 and still single. However, I have still managed to make time to lay a few bar maids on pool tables after hours.

Remind this young chap there will plenty of time for studying games and worthwhile to tap some ass now, for the puss will get fewer and further between (unless he is buying it) as the dust grows on his birth certificate.

Also, remind him after the game tonight that most of us were on Denver.


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Fat Tony said:
Was in my local bar on Friday and this kid started talking to me about the games he played. He is so hooked. LOL Explained how he studies all week, watches line movements, yada yada.

The whole time, the barmaid who is super hot and super into him, can't get his attention. She's asking him if he's going to be around at closing and he's in another world talking to me about his football plays for the weekend. I wanted to slap him like Patton.

By the way, he's 0 for the weekend and his big game was KC for tonight. "Denver is so overated". LOL

tony i am very suprised at you, if he is a young lad you should smack
him right in the face, right in front of the barmaid. and tell the kid you are wasting alot of good opportunities thinking of games . smack him against the wall acouple of times. he will thank you later (many years down the road probably) ...also the barmaid will go over there and console him and kiss his boo-boo

fwiw..say fukk it and tell the barmaid that he is so caught up in gambling, that he does not realize how beautiful you are :dancefool
 
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Denver is overrated, Plummer is a stiff, and the Chiefs ARE going to win tonight!

NOTE: I'm not playing this game, but am a diehard Chiefs fan living in Bronco country. KC is going to SHUT DOWN the Broncos inept offense.
 

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Gambling on sports has ruined my outlook on women...I would much rather be smothered in bets and watching 6 games at once...
 
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KIDSLICK said:
tony i am very suprised at you, if he is a young lad you should smack
him right in the face, right in front of the barmaid. and tell the kid you are wasting alot of good opportunities thinking of games . smack him against the wall acouple of times. he will thank you later (many years down the road probably) ...also the barmaid will go over there and console him and kiss his boo-boo

fwiw..say fukk it and tell the barmaid that he is so caught up in gambling, that he does not realize how beautiful you are :dancefool

Here's the thing....I think she liked him even more that he was kind of ignoring her! He can "close the deal" anytime he wants now. I can see it and she's tough sell by the way. I've tried and I do pretty well in that place except for her. That bar to me is what the Expos use to be to the rest of baseball....a hot bed for new talent. I'm 37 and got a hot 22 year old girl two weeks ago. Love that bar. LOL
 
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Tony are you SURE he wasn't more into you??? :drink:
 
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Fat Tony said:
Here's the thing....I think she liked him even more that he was kind of ignoring her! He can "close the deal" anytime he wants now. I can see it and she's tough sell by the way. I've tried and I do pretty well in that place except for her. That bar to me is what the Expos use to be to the rest of baseball....a hot bed for new talent. I'm 37 and got a hot 22 year old girl two weeks ago. Love that bar. LOL

tony i might have to buy you a beer one day at that bar:toast: when i am on my way to atlantic city
 
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Fat Tony said:
The girl is smoking. She's Italian and has that "Kelly Monaco" look and he's talking to me about home dogs in the WAC conference. LOL

Rather than telling you about home WAC dogs, convince him it will be alot more fun explaining WAC home dogs to a smoking Italian woman while she is bent across the arm rest of his couch.

:howdy:
 

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I REALLY like my Denver bet after reading this.

Time to :drink:
 
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KIDSLICK said:
tony i might have to buy you a beer one day at that bar:toast: when i am on my way to atlantic city


Hoboken, NJ Kid.

Home of Eli Manning, Jeremy Shockey and Jesse Palmer.

There's a reason why they all live there. LOL
 
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sparrc said:
I REALLY like my Denver bet after reading this.

Time to :drink:

Hopefully you also like hot Italian women more than tonights Denver action.

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DAWOOFDADDY said:
Rather than telling you about home WAC dogs, convince him it will be alot more fun explaining WAC home dogs to a smoking Italian woman while she is bent across the arm rest of his couch.

:howdy:

She weighs about 95 and has a nice chest.


See what gambling can do to you????? LOL
 
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Tony, please help the kid before its too late. For if the chick you mentioned looks anything like Kelly, the kid really needs to for a while quit thinking about home dogs.
 
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Hoboken is rallying...I think Sinatra's ghost is making it come back. My grandmother grew up in Hoboken...she lived down the street from Frankie's family.

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