Vote for Me for President

[bblight]

I've unabashedly stolen this post from another site - it makes so much sense!

Vote for Me for President

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The President, or any other politician, will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

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Crime - There will be sudden and swift punishment. If you steal, if you sell illegal drugs, if you molest children...you go to prison. If you commit murder you will be imprisoned AND executed. This will all also apply to members of Congress.

(9) One export will be allowed, wheat; the world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the same price as a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether or not it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be performed at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. If sang, the singer will use the original tune and words. Those who do not respect our flag have the choice of leaving the country or taking a course in American History. This also includes politicians.

 

[Vision]

Got my vote.

 

[RobFunk]

Talk about a nanny state.

 

[Willie99]

BB, I think we can find a better platform than that one.

 

[JoeContrarian]

Win the war.
Cut the taxes.
Control the spending.
Confirm the judges.
Drill the oil.
Secure the border.

The unhinged Pelosi-Reid-Obama Democrats stand for the opposite of each proposition, so if these issues are important to you, DON'T VOTE FOR THEM!

 

[Willie99]

Win the war.
Cut the taxes.
Control the spending.
Confirm the judges.
Drill the oil.
Secure the border.

Democrats stand for the opposite of each proposition, so if these issues are important to you, DON'T VOTE FOR THEM!

social security privatization
build nuclear power plants
really, really control spending,maybe we should stop giving soooo much to the world that hates us
ban late term abortions, when the baby can survive outside the womb
implement term limits, abolish career politicians
expand the two year terms for the House, so they're not constantly campaigning.
school choice
keep government out of steroids in baseball and spy gate.
Pardon Bonds and Clemens and tell our brain dead Congress to get real already.

 

[tiznow]

sounds like fascism that'll make our economy completely implode in its current crippled state

no imports no exports for a two year period who writes this garbage

:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[RobFunk]

sounds like fascism that'll make our economy completely implode in its current crippled state

no imports no exports for a two year period who writes this garbage

haha we export nothing. On America's port the one crane operator was like we get all this stuff from China everyday and send back nothing but empty crates. "Our greatest export is 'air' " .Is what he said.

Wishful thinking that we have some kind of huge export.

 

[tiznow]

we ship out plenty of food and goods

we just consume more chinese goods (since 80% of the crap you don't need found in a store that we sheepishly play along and consume is made there) than we ship out to china

close all the ports and we'll be sitting on huge pile of rotting food doing nothing while many areas of the world starve

ag business is a huge export business for US.....massive amounts of fertile lands is one big reason we been the top dog for so long

 

[Willie99]

haha we export nothing. On America's port the one crane operator was like we get all this stuff from China everyday and send back nothing but empty crates. "Our greatest export is 'air' " .Is what he said.

Wishful thinking that we have some kind of huge export.

Rob, we export 100 billion dollars per month. We have a trading deficit because we're "forced" to import our energy.

 

[tiznow]

Rob, we export 100 billion dollars per month. We have a trading deficit because we're "forced" to import our energy.

nah its not just oil although its a factor

the recent deficit problems have more to do with the chinese problem rob mentioned of spending beyond your means buying cheaply made chinese trinkets you don't need

that problem kinda taking care of itself though now

as we don't have vast amounts of credit to tap anymore and J6P left just buying the necessities mainly

 

[Willie99]

nah has nothing to do with that

has more to do with the chinese problem of spending beyond your means buying cheaply made chinese trinkets

you didn't just say importing oil has nothing to do with our trade deficit, did you?

I'm going to give you on pass on this one, assuming you had a momentary brain fart, since I know you know better.

 

[Willie99]

OK, I see you modified your post already. I should have waited.

 

[Willie99]

nah its not just oil although its a factor

the recent deficit problems have more to do with the chinese problem rob mentioned of spending beyond your means buying cheaply made chinese trinkets you don't need

that problem kinda taking care of itself though now

as we don't have vast amounts of credit to tap anymore and J6P left just buying the necessities mainly

hey, what about Bear Sterns?

 

[tiznow]

LOL bear stearns....

no it has nothing to do with this discussion but the further it moves onto other tangents the more likely it comes up

:tongue2:

yeah i modified it....

my brain always going in so many directions at once and ramble so fast usually have to modify my posts a few times to get it right

 

[JoeContrarian]

no imports no exports for a two year period who writes this garbage

:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte:missingte

Gotta admit, that one gave me a good chuckle.

 

[roadreeler57]

Keep letting all these Legal & Illegal Immigrants in here & there won,t be any room to plant crops.

 

[levistep]

I'd rather vote for Obama/Kerry.

 

[Conan]

20% of those unfilled crates going back to China should contain all the factory defects they sent here in the first place.

 

[gtc08]

I've unabashedly stolen this post from another site - it makes so much sense!

Vote for Me for President

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language, speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Walmart' policy 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The President, or any other politician, will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(

Crime - There will be sudden and swift punishment. If you steal, if you sell illegal drugs, if you molest children...you go to prison. If you commit murder you will be imprisoned AND executed. This will all also apply to members of Congress.

(9) One export will be allowed, wheat; the world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the same price as a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether or not it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be performed at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. If sang, the singer will use the original tune and words. Those who do not respect our flag have the choice of leaving the country or taking a course in American History. This also includes politicians.

this is bblight's world. what a raving loon!