Here are your Saddam Fedayeen talking points for the week of March 31 thru April 6th.
Praise to Allah.
1. No one supports the War.
2. There is no need for young American men and women to loose their lives.
3. The War costs so much.
4. No one likes Bush.
5. No oil for blood.
6. No WMD have been found (skip this if US or UK finds them)
Keep up the good work. Persistence is the key to propaganda, if you tell a lie long enough people will believe it.
Remember:
1. Public pressure can stop this attack on Iraq.
2. Your efforts will save Iraqi lives.
3. Saddam will remain in power with your help.
IF YOU ARE CONFRONTED BY THE ENEMY, USE THE FOLLOWING ARGUMENTS:
1. Avoid the facts.
2. Change the subject.
3. Attack the speaker.
4. Stay on message by repeating the talking points.
The "I know you are, what am I" rebuttal seems to work best.
Participate in protests, make the infidels waste their resources on you so we can attack the USA unguarded targets.
Also, the capitalist media is saying that we are denying the Red Cross access to POW's. We are cooperating with the Red Cross at a level higher than the UN weapons inspectors. It seems that we are playing "phone tag" with the Red Cross. We want to talk to them but every time they call we are out cleaning up dead civilians from pre-schools and crippled children's homes. If US would please stop bombing us for one day or maybe two, we could call the Red Cross back.
Just a short note about suicide bombers, we are still paying a $30,000 bonus, you must contact us BEFORE conducting your mission. Some restrictions may apply, call for details.
DON'T GIVE UP NOW! There is one thing that Bush and Saddam agree on, "you are either with us or against us", and so keep up the good work… seriously, we know where you live.
Praise to Allah.
1. No one supports the War.
2. There is no need for young American men and women to loose their lives.
3. The War costs so much.
4. No one likes Bush.
5. No oil for blood.
6. No WMD have been found (skip this if US or UK finds them)
Keep up the good work. Persistence is the key to propaganda, if you tell a lie long enough people will believe it.
Remember:
1. Public pressure can stop this attack on Iraq.
2. Your efforts will save Iraqi lives.
3. Saddam will remain in power with your help.
IF YOU ARE CONFRONTED BY THE ENEMY, USE THE FOLLOWING ARGUMENTS:
1. Avoid the facts.
2. Change the subject.
3. Attack the speaker.
4. Stay on message by repeating the talking points.
The "I know you are, what am I" rebuttal seems to work best.
Participate in protests, make the infidels waste their resources on you so we can attack the USA unguarded targets.
Also, the capitalist media is saying that we are denying the Red Cross access to POW's. We are cooperating with the Red Cross at a level higher than the UN weapons inspectors. It seems that we are playing "phone tag" with the Red Cross. We want to talk to them but every time they call we are out cleaning up dead civilians from pre-schools and crippled children's homes. If US would please stop bombing us for one day or maybe two, we could call the Red Cross back.
Just a short note about suicide bombers, we are still paying a $30,000 bonus, you must contact us BEFORE conducting your mission. Some restrictions may apply, call for details.
DON'T GIVE UP NOW! There is one thing that Bush and Saddam agree on, "you are either with us or against us", and so keep up the good work… seriously, we know where you live.
