1) The breakdown of the traditional American family started when it became acceptable to have children out of wedlock. Absentee fathers are a bigger problem than homosexuality.
2) If I were born gay and bullied in school I'd hope my family doctor would send me to therapy as well. I'm sure shaming plays a role in the disease statistics as well. Plenty of STDs existed before aids, and still do. Alcohol causes liver disease, smoking causes lung cancer. But it's just the cocksucking that bothers you?
3) In what school district? GTFOUH! And in what grade in the public schools should sex education (just the parts, health issues and the pregnancy stuff, not the stuff your paranoid mind invented) be taught, if at all. Since you brought it up.....
4) More Paranoid Bullshit and your excuse to bully these people back into the closet.
5) Disagree 100%. The child has a better chance to grow up straight than your children.
6) Don't need to, already seen enough to make me vomit in your first 5 bullet points.
No one is shoveling gay marriage in your face. You don't have to attend. You don't have to live with them. You are the one doing the shoveling. Shoveling this Bullshit that gays are abnormal and undeserving of the same joys in life the rest of us have. You need a therapist more than they do!
When did Scott take up writing satire?
I think it's cute.
Scott, have you thought about working for The Onion?
You have some real unharnessed talent there!
