Top 5 Signs your kid may be addicted to gambling

[wilheim]

32. Has an Armando Benitez doll and is always sticking pins in it.

33.Talks in his sleep about having Joe Borowski's legs broken.

34. Wants to know if Dad can do transfers with his allowance.


wil.

 

[SurfBoard]

SLIM thats a classic!

 

[soccerbob]

35. He asks the bank for a 10% bonus when he opens his first savings account.

 

[wilheim]

36. When paying for Happy Meal at McDonalds asks cashier "whats my figure".

 

[SurfBoard]

this is the thread of the year

 

[JudgeWapner]

Refers to milk money as bankroll.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Kneecaps classmate in the cloakroom.

 

[-Slim-]

37. Refers to his mom as clevfan.

 

[wilheim]

Has a sheet full of names of 6th graders.

At the zoo mysteriously boos the innocent zebras.

 

[D2bets]

38. Makes his parents wonder if they'll receive a bill for his phone calls to THE SHRINK.

39. Scribbles "I 'heart' Bodog Girl" all over his notebook.

 

[D2bets]

40. Tells his civics class that the most important issue facing the nation today is preventing those vicious deliberate denial of service attacks.

 

[-Slim-]

41. His parents think he's on drugs after spotting an Rx tshirt in his closet...

 

[TheGeneral+]

42. Wears a Turfway Park simulcast area authorization wristband under his watch at school

43. Asks dad for an offshore account as a Xmas present

 

[geeze]

43-A. When asked his age while enrolling in junior high school, he replies:

"YOLEVEN!"

[This message was edited by geeze on February 21, 2004 at 12:38 AM.]

 

[wilheim]

44. Dad sighs with relief when he hears him talk about the Big Dance. If he only knew.

 

[D2bets]

45. Instead of renewing his subscription to Sports Illustrated, SI, what he really wants for his birthday is his account renewed at SIA.

 

[D2bets]

46. Surprised his parents when he said he wants to go to Panama this year for the family vacation...says he has some unfinished bizness there.

 

[JudgeWapner]

You find him standing in front of the clothes dryer,mumbling "36 red".

 

[sherman]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by soccerbob:
35. He asks the bank for a 10% bonus when he opens his first savings account.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Faints in disbelief when he goes to withdraw the funds from his savings account without hassle. They didn't ask why he wanted to withdraw it or anything!

 

[D2bets]

47. When Unlce John knocks on the door asking to come in, he asks for his account number, call center password and mother's maiden name.