Top 10 signs you may be a Christian fundamentalist

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10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
 

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Welcome to the forum, Massmilwaukee. Your post will undoubtedly illicit some rather 'defensive' replies.

ps. #9 gave me a fit of the giggles. Thanks for that!
 

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Lots of very good claims in there. I have no problem with believing in a God or Christ, but organized religion is just stupid. How many millions have been slaughtered in the name of organized religion? Sheer idiocy.
 

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this post may get a sticky on top, it will cause some to think, others to villify you. welcome sir.
 

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Yup, #4 on the list is my favorite.

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Pat here's a news flash-back......

Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the United States of America and the Bey and Subjects of Tripoli of Barbary.(muslims)

Article 11

"As the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion — as it has in itself no character of enmity [hatred] against the laws, religion or tranquility of Musselmen [Muslims] — and as the said States [America] have never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries."


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Pat Patriot said:
Boy i love you guys...your the same knuckleheads that kiss muslims ass.

Nope. Christian fundamentalist and muslim fundamentalists basically cut from the same cloth.
 

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Pat Patriot said:
Boy i love you guys...your the same knuckleheads that kiss muslims ass.

hmm. I remember saying once that their 'batshit notions of the afterlife' was a big driver behind suicide bombings.

Not really an endorsement, methinks.
 

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Ok whos done more for the advancment of the poor and starving christian groups or muslim groups in the world?

...and thanks for playin.
 

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Another misuse of the phrase "Christian Fundamentalist." You have no idea who you are even attacking.
 

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Massmilwaukee said:
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Man, how stupid is that statement? HAHAHAHAHAHA
 

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Jointpleasure said:
Man, how stupid is that statement? HAHAHAHAHAHA

One only needs to see the video cited here as a perfect example. Hell, just check out Joe Plagerians (c) example yestetday of a "Christian" being taken to the woodshed by his lack of biblical knowledge.

*Note to self: JP apparently laughs hysterically at statements he considers to be just stupid. Not sure if my post is stupid enough for him to laugh at, so maybe I'll just dangle my car keys in front of him for a bit and see if that does the trick.
 

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D2bets said:
Nope. Christian fundamentalist and muslim fundamentalists basically cut from the same cloth.

Ah...moral equivelancy. Get a clue. Christians aren't advocating the killing of infidels who don't believe in what Christians believe in.
 

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*Note to self: JP apparently laughs hysterically at statements he considers to be just stupid. Not sure if my post is stupid enough for him to laugh at, so maybe I'll just dangle my car keys in front of him for a bit and see if that does the trick.

lmao.

Seriously, you need to tour.
 

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ktvvegas said:
One only needs to see the video cited here as a perfect example. Hell, just check out Joe Plagerians (c) example yestetday of a "Christian" being taken to the woodshed by his lack of biblical knowledge.

*Note to self: JP apparently laughs hysterically at statements he considers to be just stupid. Not sure if my post is stupid enough for him to laugh at, so maybe I'll just dangle my car keys in front of him for a bit and see if that does the trick.

The bible is the written word of God, yet these intellectual atheists deny the existence of God and the agnostics believe there is no evidence of God. Got to laugh at that KTV. There's plenty of baby Christians who believe in the apple tree but still understand it is by the grace of God, not the knowledge about every verse in the Bible ( of which some agnostics and atheists have twisted as being truth and knowledge as well as Satan himself), that leads to salvation -- that is the bottom line. Lots of smarty pants liberals waiting to burn.
 

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Jointpleasure said:
Yep, you can always fall (on your) back on that verse. HAHAHAHA

I'm surprised the top 10 list didn't include you by name. What a phony Xian you are. "Fall back on"? So the bible is just a buffet for you that you pick and choose from?

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ktvvegas said:
I'm surprised the top 10 list didn't include you by name. What a phony Xian you are. "Fall back on"? So the bible is just a buffet for you that you pick and choose from?

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I'm not a Chinese person.

I'm starting to understand you now. You think that by not judging others that you won't be judged. You gotta start dealing with your guilt KTV.
 

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