Today's new posting term/vocabulary

[GreenDoberman]

Newlywedding it
to Newlywed --- excessively using capital letters, exclamation points of other punctucuation, or bold or big font to emphasize your point. Can also include repetition of key phrases. Not to be confused with "Hollywooding it"

ex. After the touchdown catch, T.O. was hollywooding it in the end zone.

PO69 called out other posters, but we couldn't take his post seriously because he was newlywedding it.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

oh shit...lol!

 

[GreenDoberman]

Exhibit A:

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"MY GIRLS"



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Clarity Please
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SEYMOUR...Clarity Please!


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[GreenDoberman]

That post has all the basic elements of newlywedding. Textbook example.

 

[teazeman]

fcuking hilarious!

 

[GreenDoberman]

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FUCKING HILARIOUS! FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

there I "Newlywedded it up" for you.

 

[TescoVee]

how can you forget he signs his thread with initials and then an annoying icon for whatever mood is in the thread

TV

 

[GreenDoberman]

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TV
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Tesco,
turn to the page in your Rx Dictionary under the letter S.

to "Sean1" or "Sean1ed"- unnecessarily or repeatedly sign your posts off for no apparent reason.

ex. CalvinTy explained to us the reason he "sean1ed" his posts was just an old habit, so we didn't hold it against him.

 

[MikeB]

Now this is funny shit. Thank you. Ummmmm......what do you usually say here.....


Keep the continue.

 

[shdw01]

only would our very own e-lebrity come up with this stuff

lol

 

[billhill999]

Here's another one:
Dobeing it-- To Dobe--As in using mind numbing minutiae in threads that string them out to seven paragraphs, when two paragraphs would be suffiencent.

Example--
"Did you see the write up by Teazeman regarding tonights Oriole/Red Sox game. Teazeman really Dobed that up"

 

[PBR]

Well played Dobe. How can we order the new Rx dictionary? I have the 2006 edition and I know many new terms have been added since then.

Also, are we allowed to suggest new entries?

 

[Buster]

heheheheheheeeeeeeee

 

[MikeB]

Well played Dobe. How can we order the new Rx dictionary? I have the 2006 edition and I know many new terms have been added since then.

Also, are we allowed to suggest new entries?

Isn't that a prerequisite for ordering? I thought you had to add at least one.

 

[PBR]

Ok...I'll go with levistepping it.

To levistep...busting another poster's bubble by telling them the girl they just posted a pic of is not that hot.


ex. primoz posted a pic of a naked girl, but she didn't meet my exquisite tastes so I levistepped him.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Nice additions. We will have to formulate a list of terms for the official dictionary.

We can't forget "chopped" as well.

I had forgotten about e-lebrity.

Can't think of anything else to add, so I won't "dobe up" this post.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Oh yeah, Bash weekend always brings out the term "TTinCo'ed".

TTinCo'ed- to be so mind-numbingly drunk that you are incoherent and making garbled noises.

ex. Apparently Big M was so TTinCo'ed at the Bash that he pissed on the carpet and grabbed Rick's wife's ass.

ex2. ECS was there the night a TTinCo'ed Doberman ran over the table to win a poker tournament.

 

[MikeB]

Atta boy PBR- Somebody send him the updated version please.

 

[GreenDoberman]

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Please do make suggestions and use the proper format, we can't have you going "Buster" on us and just submitting video after video.

 

[PBR]

penis tartar it...to correct the spelling and/or grammar of an illiterate poster's post.

ex. Timetopay can't spell worth a shit, so I always have to penis tartar his posts.