Tips from the Bush clan for dealing with the law ...

[docmercer--banned]

Boys and Girls! Scared of what might happen if you get in trouble with the police? Well don't be! Because ignoring boring laws written to control poor people is not only a harmless rite of passage, it's a sacred Bush family tradition. And just like the President himself, the next generation of Bushes is already hard at work laying the foundation for their meteoric rise to political superstardom! Here are some of their awesome tips and ideas that you can try yourself!

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</TD><TD class=regular>Jebby Bush Sez: "Whassup little dudes and dudettes? Listen, the main thing to remember when you're getting busted is that everything will be way OK. So whether you're boning some horny slut in a mall parking lot, or getting massively wasted and smacking cops around, it's not like there will be any REAL consequences or anything. Oh, and if the pig who's hassling you so much as touches you after you tell him you're like, royalty, just have your old man call up the Attorney General's office and make sure that donut-munching fuck gets totally shit-canned!" </TD></TR><TR vAlign=center><TD width=125>

</TD><TD class=regular>Jenna Bush Sez: "OMIGOD, like, policemen are so lame. One minute, you're all like doing your own thing, like hanging with your friends and sucking down ciggies and mad tasty beverages, and the next minute, there's like some majorly ugly guy being all, 'Stop that!' Then you're all, 'Whatever loser, my mom's only been letting me do this since I was TEN!' And then he's all, 'You're in trouble! Come with me!' And then you're all, 'Alright already!' And that's when you totally barf strawberry margarita and burrito chunks right in his stupid middle-classed face!" </TD></TR><TR vAlign=center><TD width=125>

</TD><TD class=regular>Noelle Bush Sez: "Granddaddy started the War on Drugs – and we're winning! Now speaking in my capacity as a 'little brown one', I know what I'm talking about when I say how fairly we coloreds get treated by the police every time they catch us with totally legal happy pills that we buy in totally legal bulk from totally legal doctor friends who'll do anything so long as our family puts caps on malpractice suit payouts. As for advice, when you get sentenced to hard time in luxury rehab – don't forget to mention how your uncle is King of America, kids! Then they won't even DREAM of looking for the backup stash at the end of your tampon string!" </TD></TR><TR vAlign=center><TD width=125>

</TD><TD class=regular>Barbara Bush Sez: "My namesake, Grandma Bar, always said there are two types of people: us and them! If you're one of "us", and you need to fill the blank, sucking, empty space inside you with a hip flask of Scotch before you can strip down at the Yale naked party – all you have to do is commit a little white felony with your fake ID while your hunky Secret Service agents wait outside in the armored SUV. And if you get caught, don't worry. After all, everybody makes mistakes...again and again and again and again! Of course, if you're "them"... sorry. Maybe if you had spent more time improving yourself, you could have afforded a better lawyer!" </TD></TR><TR vAlign=center><TD width=125>

</TD><TD class=regular>George P. Bush Sez: "As a politician in training, the best advice I can offer any aspiring young criminal – aside from 'always wear enough Drakkar Noir to gas a whole Kurd village' – is to simply change your name so it's the same as a recent President of the United States. Once you do that, you're golden. Hell, you can even morph into a violent stalker who terrorizes the families of girls who laughed at the size of his little Mexi-Rican chorizo – and the police will let you sail free. And if for some reason they don't, simply cut a five-figure bribe check from your mega-phat trust fund account!" </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[teazeman]

Damn Doc who pissed in your corn flakes this morning.

 

[docmercer--banned]

I love it ...

the Bushes are truly "Americas Crime Family"

From Prescott trading illegally with the Nazis to Bush 41 helping kill Kennedy to Neil Bush and the Silverado S&L scandal to Bush 43 and his Insider Trading Scandal ...

and it goes on and on and on

 

[levistep]

Damn Doc who pissed in your corn flakes this morning.

Someone pisses in his cornflakes every morning. He's got 6,112 hateful posts since some time late last year

 

[docmercer--banned]

What is hateful???

Hateful to me is when you are Commander in Chief and spend over 200 billion dollars to drop our kids into a shithole to lose 2000 of em to set up an Islamic govt

Hateful to me is when a VP cuts deals with his former employer to award contracts in Iraq that allows them to bilk Americans for such items as $45 for a case of coke

Hateful to me is when a President wastes American dollars to play Tom Cruise and announce "Mission Accomplished"

Hateful to me is when this administration pays off the media to promote their agenda

Hateful to me is a CIC who will not attend ONE funeral for the brave young kids who died in the biggest military blunder in our lifetime

This administration is a joke and has taken deceit to another level ... funny how the Righties took pot shots at Clinton and his family on a daily basis and now are offended when the Left voices issues over the War in Iraq, the price of gas and the shortage of natural gas, the appt of Hacks such as Rice, Miers and "Brownie"

Dont like my posts ...DONT READ EM!

 

[gns61]

tell em about the hateful ronnie earle, you live there, you know him,
and i know him personally.
come on doc, you know.

 

[Fidel]

Keep em' coming Doc, entertaining as well as informative!

:toast:

 

[docmercer--banned]

Gns:

Ronnie Earl has indicted 15 politicians:

12 Dems and 3 Republicans

So much for that "long history" (as Hannity blabbered) of indicting Republicans

 

[teazeman]

I think Doc really has a deep dislike for the Bush administration and voices it daily here and probably other places as well, I may or may not agree with his views but the fact that he feels so strongly and chooses to act upon it should inspire all of us to think about issues that affect our daily lives and do something about it, look at the response from the other side of issues he stands for. There are very few here or anywhere that provoke some type of response from almost everyone. Just my thoughts on this Thursday A.M.

teaze

 

[docmercer--banned]

Great line by Ronnie Earl:

What does Earle have to say about being called "vindictive and partisan" by DeLay?

"Being called vindictive and partisan by Tom DeLay is like being called ugly by a frog," says Earle. "It sort of comes with the territory. But that’s my job. That’s what I’m supposed to do."

 

[docmercer--banned]

Republicans are worried because DeLay has already been admonished by the House Ethics Committee for questionable conduct.

DeLay was rebuked on three separate matters by the House Ethics Committee in the last Congress .... an extraordinary slap at the leader