- Pitando no es "pura vida"... Honking your car when traffic is stopped does not make them go faster.
- "Ya la llega!" ... Saying the taxi is there and it is 10 minutes away from being there is not "tuanis"
- Talking shit while in your car and not getting the fuck out to back it up es "machista". Not very pura vida and makes the guy doing it look like a big poosy.
- Hitting on a dudes girl when he is walking with her, aint cool. Then when the dude calls the dude out to get the fuck outta the car and say it to his girl, and he doesn´t... shows the guy is "machista" and is disrespectful. Save the "piropos" for the single girls walking down the street, unless of course the guys goal is to see a real "Tito Ortiz vs. Chuck Liddell" Match
- Staring at a girl for 20 seconds and not getting her number, make ones self look like he doesn´t have game. Go up and talk to her, stop eye fucking her.
- Cumbia is gay. Plain and simple... girls dancing cumbia is hot cause their boobs bounce.
- Stopping sales of liquor at liquor stores or shell at 12Am is retarded... especially when you can just go to a bar, buy a drink and leave with it in a plastic cup until 2AM.
- Ley Seca is Gay. Everyone likes things wet... t-shirts, puntang, lips, etc... Anything dry sucks. So get rid of dry laws.
- Internet commandos... Threatening people on the internet is dumb. Specially since now you have just built a case against yourself if you have done so. Be nice, don´t be a retard, stay out of jail, and spend time worying about more important things. Ya really can´t damage to much of a person on the internet. You can try, but like tupac says, "revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting poosy"
- Waiting in lines sucks. Venezuela knows what is up.. they lose a TV station and they are out there going CRAZY! That is what every country needs to do, STAND UP for your beliefs. Not necessarily violently, but don´t complain about huecos... march to the presidents house and dig huecos on the street leading all the way to his house.
- Options are good... Don´t close bagelmans from 5-7PM. That is gay. You lose business. Same with pizza hut.. deliver my damn personal pizza, I will pay extra for the delivery fee.. I am a dumb gringo, that is what we do.
God bless you all.. sorry I haven´t been around. Been busy busy busy. Add some more to my list please.
Peace!
- "Ya la llega!" ... Saying the taxi is there and it is 10 minutes away from being there is not "tuanis"
- Talking shit while in your car and not getting the fuck out to back it up es "machista". Not very pura vida and makes the guy doing it look like a big poosy.
- Hitting on a dudes girl when he is walking with her, aint cool. Then when the dude calls the dude out to get the fuck outta the car and say it to his girl, and he doesn´t... shows the guy is "machista" and is disrespectful. Save the "piropos" for the single girls walking down the street, unless of course the guys goal is to see a real "Tito Ortiz vs. Chuck Liddell" Match
- Staring at a girl for 20 seconds and not getting her number, make ones self look like he doesn´t have game. Go up and talk to her, stop eye fucking her.
- Cumbia is gay. Plain and simple... girls dancing cumbia is hot cause their boobs bounce.
- Stopping sales of liquor at liquor stores or shell at 12Am is retarded... especially when you can just go to a bar, buy a drink and leave with it in a plastic cup until 2AM.
- Ley Seca is Gay. Everyone likes things wet... t-shirts, puntang, lips, etc... Anything dry sucks. So get rid of dry laws.
- Internet commandos... Threatening people on the internet is dumb. Specially since now you have just built a case against yourself if you have done so. Be nice, don´t be a retard, stay out of jail, and spend time worying about more important things. Ya really can´t damage to much of a person on the internet. You can try, but like tupac says, "revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting poosy"
- Waiting in lines sucks. Venezuela knows what is up.. they lose a TV station and they are out there going CRAZY! That is what every country needs to do, STAND UP for your beliefs. Not necessarily violently, but don´t complain about huecos... march to the presidents house and dig huecos on the street leading all the way to his house.
- Options are good... Don´t close bagelmans from 5-7PM. That is gay. You lose business. Same with pizza hut.. deliver my damn personal pizza, I will pay extra for the delivery fee.. I am a dumb gringo, that is what we do.
God bless you all.. sorry I haven´t been around. Been busy busy busy. Add some more to my list please.
Peace!