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[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]So You've Been Banned?
Welcome to the most offensive shithole known to mankind. We pride ourselves on assembling the foulest fuckwads on the Internet, which is why we actively recruit people who were banned from more “reputable” sites, throw them all into our anything goes forums together and see what happens.

Once upon a time, getting banned was an online death sentence. With one click of his mouse, some power-tripping admin could erase every trace of your virtual existence because you violated some obscure rule in a T.O.S. no one reads or you had the audacity to take a break from kissing mod ass to actually speak your mind. Then, you could either sulk around crying or try to beg your way back in. But if some forum or Myspace or Facebook bans you, why the hell should you sit around on your ass waiting for them to magnanimously invite you back? Trick question. Fuck them. You shouldn't.

Sure it stings when you get the banhammer dropped on you but now you have a place to come and flame your old friends into oblivion and let them know that even though they banned you, you don't give a straight fuck and that you landed in a better place without all the bullshit rules and regs. So if you're here with fresh hate in your heart because you just got banned and want to lash out at the assholes who exploded the ban bomb on you or if you're just sick of the ludicrous drama surrounding most online forums and want a place to crash where no one gives a fuck what you do, go register (it's free!) to join the largest assemblage of trolls, flamers, asshats and douche bags on the planet.

Welcome home. Now go fuck yourself.

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Let's go Brandon!
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I was once banned for life by a guy named Wilheim. I wonder what happened to him. :think2:

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Top 10 ways to get banned from a forum or other online community


So, you want to get banned and don't know where to start. You've come to the right place! I'm going to lay out my top secret never before seen top 10 ways to get banned from a forum or other online community.

#10 - Repeat Repeat Every Every Post Post

This is an easy but tried and true method to get kicked out of an online community. Surely when growing up you've played the game where you simple repeat everything a person says, right? Well, use it online to great effect!

#9 - Don't listen

Rules are for pansies! Why should you listen to some other person's idea of how to behave in a virtual public place.

#8 - Be Stubborn

If the website administrator or a moderator tell you to cool it off, stand your ground and continue the argument. Let's face it. You're always right, so why should you have to bend your will to someone else's point of view?

#7 - Use Profanity

Original Poster: Did anyone watch [television show] last night?
Your Post: You $#%$ing $#%# @#$@#@%@ $@%$@!

When they ask you to stop, tell them to $%#@ off.

#6 - Become a Troll

Most people hate forum trolls, but you're not most people. Becoming a troll online and causing mischief just to cause mischief is a great, fun way to get banned from a forum.

#5 - TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!

AND WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU TO STOP AND THAT IT'S RUDE, IGNORE THEM AND CONTINUE WRITING IN CAPS. IT WILL BE LIKE YOU SHOW UP AT A BOOK CLUB AT THE COFFEE SHOP AND STARTED YELLING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! GREAT STUFF! (As an added bonus, try to randomly use one or two lower case letters at the beginning of your sentences.)

#4 - Throw the First Punch

Forum Francine might possibly someday be rude to you on the website. Why wait for that to happen?! Yes, the preemptive forum pounding is a sure fire way to get banned from a website. Go out in a blaze of glory.

#3 - Fun With Links

An old standby for getting kicked off forums is to label a link one thing and link to something else entirely different. When people complain, simply use one of the ideas above for a combo one-two punch. You'll show that forum who's boss!

#2 - No One Expects the Spanish Inguisition

Whenever you possibly can, start to question people. While you can begin with simple questions about their day, their work life, etc., you'll quickly want to get into more serious and personal questions. When they refuse to answer, ask why they're so afraid of the truth!

#1 - The Real World

When all of the above methods fail, there's only one thing left to do - take the fight to the real world. Do a little digging online and try to come up with information to harass people in the real world - aka not online. If none of your other methods have worked, this is sure to get you booted from any website you want
 

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