The Meat Vendors Week 5 Discharge for Sunday

[educatedrebel1]

Dudes,

Just to update my bullshit, I’ve gone 3-2 in each of the first 4 weeks and kicked this week off with a skin of my teeth cover on the Rams Thursday night. Certainly identical records for the first month wasn’t implemented by design, but it is the particular womb I’ve suddenly found myself in.

Nonetheless, there’s a lot on The Meat Vendor database that states a PLAY ON as well as a PLAY AGAINST for the same teams today which nullifies the side all together. Think of the smoking hot chick that has to run to the bathroom right before this trouser arouser was ready to wrap her beef curtains around you, only to realize she’s in there taking a shit. It’s just fucking disgusting and ruined the moment for us. Again, it’s just nullifying to the situation. However, fear not, we have solutions in The Meat Vendor database to counteract stink bombs as such, like totals. FYI, this situation happened to me my junior year in college, so I’m speaking from the heart as well as the hard.

Also, the database doesn’t have strong numbers to support a situation as a PLAY ON or PLAY AGAINST in a particular tilt. This is typically dubbed as nailing someone on a Saturday night that we weren’t necessarily attracted to, yet the beer and tequila made the call for us. I think we’ve all been there a time or three.

So a few things I like today regardless...

6 units Minnesota Vikings -5.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
3 units New England/Washington under 41.5
3 units Arizona/Cincinnati over 46.5
3 units Houston/Atlanta over 50
2 units Indianapolis Colts +10.5

Couple things today, the Tampons will not put 55 on the board like they did a week ago, as well as that’s my cruise setting in a 45 MPH zone, and secondly, doesn’t it suck dick that Miami isn’t playing to suck dick on the field as an easy fade? I think the Dolphins are so bad that their cheerleaders wouldn’t even ride their porpoises.

As always my fellow crapper crammers, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel

 

[Dexter03]

My man, gl today on a few of those. lets win!

 

[Steiner69eR]

BOL today, my friend. Only the best.

 

[indiana]

Reb/1.....BOL with your action buddy.....indy

 

[educatedrebel1]

Thanks guys, congrats to those who followed.

Eddie Rebel

 

[rokchukr]

great job today! Let's get the night game for the sweep!!

thank you!!!

 

[Dexter03]

Beautifully done

 

[VenomousSanction]

Nice job Ed

 

[educatedrebel1]

Sweep 6-0 week, someone point me to the nearest White Castle for the victory feast.

 

[indiana]

Reb/1........well done buddy.......indy

 

[JohnnyMags]

Sweet!

 

[bigwang]

Great job! Slapped your meat all over your bookie.

 

[educatedrebel1]

Thanks guys for the feedback, I’m taking this one off tonight as I rarely play on Mondays. Being that it’s the first Monday of the month, it kicks off whore/horror month as Halloween is right around the corner. So I get into binge watching anything with Misty Mundae in it as well as Jamie Lee Curtis.

For football purposes, this game is the framework with what I wrote of yesterday, the PLAY ON and/or the PLAY AGAINST for the sides of the game. So on one hand, The Meat Vendor database really enjoys receiving a hand job when an undefeated team comes off a bye week as a fade, or a PLAY AGAINST. So in this case, the Browns would be the play. Next, The Meat Vendor database also enjoys the visceral outlook of a nice set of chest ornaments bouncing in front of its eyeballs like a set of punching bags that need fondled. Therefore, the database also PLAYS AGAINST teams the following week that won a game as an underdog of 7 or more points, which would make the 49ers the play tonight after Cleveland’s upset in Baltimore. To really remove the bra off them milk wagons, reference the Tampons yesterday, these fuckers won straight up against the Rams last week as a 9 point dog only to suck dick yesterday in the Big Easy. It’s identical to the Browns tonight.

Finally to pound the clown here and go full circle, The Meat Vendor database has the total at 46, so Vegas has done their job for this.

So again, no action for me tonight, I’ll be the voyeur with patience and focus on next week after a 6-0 run this week.

Keeping it crispy in Seduction City,

Eddie Rebel

 

[THEBUFFROCK]

Eddie...........

fantastic day..........not only are you one of the better cappers on here, you definitely have the best logic!

 

[metro]

this guy is a total force to be reckon with

 

[JohnnyMags]

Good Stuff