The Meat Vendors Week 4 Discharge

educatedrebel1 · Oct 2, 2016

Dudes,

Let's face it, I'm sure everyone of us feel like we're good-looking and sexy fused together as a hybrid walking sexual dynamo. Take Brad Pitt for instance, the look and the dough to back his shit up. When you're Brad, it sure won't be tough to go anywhere and serve up a healthy dose of the dickburger to whomever. Angelvagina...she and her puffy dick sucking lips never did anything for me to begin with.

moving on....today looks like an ugly day out there, so everyone of you fuckers be careful. It's true, Ron Jeremy was born with a telephone pole between his legs, but is it worth it to be that ugly as well?

7 units Tennessee/Houston over 40.5 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
5 units Houston Texans -4
3 units Buffalo Bills +7
3 units Denver/Tampa Bay under 43
2 units Kansas City Chiefs +3.5

As always my fellow hedgehogs, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel

capattack · Oct 2, 2016

Thanks for posting brother, spread them legs

bigwang · Oct 2, 2016

Good luck reb. Hit em with the Hein!

CruzControl · Oct 2, 2016

Good a chuckle every week. Tnx for being you. BOL, Reb

TomandJerry · Oct 2, 2016

Nice looking card

educatedrebel1 · Oct 2, 2016

Dudes,

Thanks for the support. I'll be updating all my numbers and shit next week. Had a poker tournament mixed in with some heavy duty football watching at a co-workers house. It just seems like I've injected myself into too many things on the weekend recently. the bikini fundraiser car wash, the wedding reception, and today's shit. It's just lust for life....what can I say?

So far, we're keeping it crispy, perfect on all the early shit, kneeing the odds makers right in the balls as designed. The afternoon and late shit hasn't been kind this season to me so beware.

Here was my thought process after conversing with The Meat Vendor database on the late game tonight FYI because I'm pretty sure a lot of the dudes slinging the shit will be backing the black and gold.

Week 2 Arizona (-7) Tampa Bay, Cardinals win 40-7
Week 3 Tampa Bay (-3.5) Los Angeles, Rams win 37-32

So what I'm getting at here is the team that had their uterus throttled by 28 or more points the week prior has come home in the roll of a small home chalk.

Week 3 Pittsburgh (-3.5) Philadelphia, Eagles win 34-3
Week 4 Pittsburgh (-3.5) Kansas City ???

Coincidentally, every home NFL team this year favored by 3.5 has not covered. 0-4 going in today with the Patriots being this weeks victims at the closing line. So depending on where the Steelers line goes off, it's just food for thought.

Again, keep it fucking crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel