Dudes,
As a sports junkie, a fan of The RX, and a vanguard of poon international, my picks last weekend sucked dick. I'd rather be a cheerleader on the sidelines than post shitty picks. Backing two of the worst playoff performance teams, (Cardinals and Bengals) after the storm was like shitting out a bowling ball or like polishing your bishop's with sandpaper, the shit just fucking hurt.
I got mad at the Ariens, mad at Dalton, mad at Tinley, mad at the refs, mad at the TV, mad at Carrie Underwood for redoing Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home, and finally mad at myself. With Carrie though, it'll always be bittersweet for not going into rock n roll. She'd look so much better dressing like Courtney Love or a tramp on stage doing her thing as opposed to her career path. I wonder if Brad really introduced her to "Brad Jr.?"
Nonetheless, what I've decided is to call it quits after tomorrow IF I don't nail this playoff GOY. Not that I need to remind anybody as readers of my thread, but I've nailed my game of the year, underdog of the year, and total of the year. In a sense, I'm rounding third and headed for home. Regardless of what may happen tonight, I wanna send a big "Hell Yea" to all you cats out there that kept it crispy all season, posted the most incredible feed backs, and made me proud when you pulled into one of fuck buddies driveways', kept the car running, walked in, dipped your donkey, and politely left with style, all in a matter of 5 minutes. Always keep them wanting more I say. All bad things must die, and will the angels be crying when it's said and done?
RECAP: 2-4 ATS -8.4 units last week. You gotta take the bad with the good.
One more thing guys, I'm proud of my record hitting over 60% of my shit, most spineless touts can't even do that. Thanks again to you all for feeding me all your energy.
10 units Seattle Seahawks -12 (Playoff Game of the Year and Leg Spreader Play of the Day)
2 units Carolina/Seattle over 39.5
Pete Carroll is a coaching beast, look for him to have his team primed for this one against a team that still doesn't have it all together. The Panthers shouldn't be disappointed, they're lucky to be where they are now, too bad their miracle run here stops in Seattle. This one could get ugly in the second half.
Plus, I like birds of aggression...Ravens, Eagles, Seahawks, and Swallows. What a great club name in Lingerie Football.
The Ravens at the Patriots....I don't offer anything here as I see New England getting revenge where the line comes pretty close. The Meat Vendor database has New England winning at a 64% clip straight up, but covering the spread at a 48% clip. Obviously with the spread, this number doesn't fall outside the 60%-40% clip for me to play.
As always, my fellow Dancing Pickles, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
As a sports junkie, a fan of The RX, and a vanguard of poon international, my picks last weekend sucked dick. I'd rather be a cheerleader on the sidelines than post shitty picks. Backing two of the worst playoff performance teams, (Cardinals and Bengals) after the storm was like shitting out a bowling ball or like polishing your bishop's with sandpaper, the shit just fucking hurt.
I got mad at the Ariens, mad at Dalton, mad at Tinley, mad at the refs, mad at the TV, mad at Carrie Underwood for redoing Motley Crue's Home Sweet Home, and finally mad at myself. With Carrie though, it'll always be bittersweet for not going into rock n roll. She'd look so much better dressing like Courtney Love or a tramp on stage doing her thing as opposed to her career path. I wonder if Brad really introduced her to "Brad Jr.?"
Nonetheless, what I've decided is to call it quits after tomorrow IF I don't nail this playoff GOY. Not that I need to remind anybody as readers of my thread, but I've nailed my game of the year, underdog of the year, and total of the year. In a sense, I'm rounding third and headed for home. Regardless of what may happen tonight, I wanna send a big "Hell Yea" to all you cats out there that kept it crispy all season, posted the most incredible feed backs, and made me proud when you pulled into one of fuck buddies driveways', kept the car running, walked in, dipped your donkey, and politely left with style, all in a matter of 5 minutes. Always keep them wanting more I say. All bad things must die, and will the angels be crying when it's said and done?
RECAP: 2-4 ATS -8.4 units last week. You gotta take the bad with the good.
One more thing guys, I'm proud of my record hitting over 60% of my shit, most spineless touts can't even do that. Thanks again to you all for feeding me all your energy.
10 units Seattle Seahawks -12 (Playoff Game of the Year and Leg Spreader Play of the Day)
2 units Carolina/Seattle over 39.5
Pete Carroll is a coaching beast, look for him to have his team primed for this one against a team that still doesn't have it all together. The Panthers shouldn't be disappointed, they're lucky to be where they are now, too bad their miracle run here stops in Seattle. This one could get ugly in the second half.
Plus, I like birds of aggression...Ravens, Eagles, Seahawks, and Swallows. What a great club name in Lingerie Football.
The Ravens at the Patriots....I don't offer anything here as I see New England getting revenge where the line comes pretty close. The Meat Vendor database has New England winning at a 64% clip straight up, but covering the spread at a 48% clip. Obviously with the spread, this number doesn't fall outside the 60%-40% clip for me to play.
As always, my fellow Dancing Pickles, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
