Dudes,
I trust everybody in here stayed safe over the holiday considering the regulations that were put forth against us? So I do have concerns about Big Wang running out of rubbers as well as Indiana (if he made it) heading south to Seduction City and getting pulled over by the female curfew posse in effect. Indy...if you're still able to move your fingers and type, please let us know that the Seduction City Sinners didn't overdo it on you. Plus...where is Dexter???? My brother has the busiest tongue I've ever seen.
VinnieVegas....Are you really Vice Neil?
2-4-1 ATS last week, and I'd like to be clear on a couple things. First I had the Saints +2.5. They lost by 3 which is a loss for me, and I had the Texans at +7 which was a push. I'm not one to turn any "9's into 10's" just for making my record sparkle. In fact, I've brought it up periodically throughout the course of this season, this year hasn't been like the rest where road teams have been at complete disadvantages like seasons before and I see it's really come back to nibble on our nuts.
With that, typically I'm posting a couple hours before kickoff because I'm in the process of leaving work, and believe it or not, after stepping away from the adult film business, I was able to get a real job. Unfortunately its a 102 mile trek for me leaving Seduction City, and it's a job I recently rattled off doing 135 consecutive days until recent surgery. So time hasn't been very friendly this year.
Now, I've also stated that I'm that guy that does read others threads, but rarely post in them, just because I'm metaphorically driven in my own lingo to where my unfiltered shit best resonates in my own thread. So, I'm going to actually throw some numbers out there since I'm off this weekend and have The Meat Vendor Database beside me. Picture ass to mouth because this is as real as it gets.
43-45-1 ATS YTD 21-28-1 on sides 22-17 on totals Leg Spreaders are a dismal 6-8 on the season. Keep in mind, I didn't post a couple weeks ago because that chick wouldn't leave my house. For whatever reason, she has a difficult time keeping her clothes on over here, and she wanted her oil level checked again with my dipstick.
What the fuck...did the Rams get caught looking ahead last week, and was that the Bengals Super Bowl of their season this past Monday night? It's been a strange year!
Finally today...and there's a lot for our pants serpents to rise above here.
10 units New England Patriots (Leg Spreader Play of the Week & Underdog of the Year) (Monday night)
9 units Pittsburgh Steelers Pick
8 units Denver/LA Chargers under 47.5
8 units LA Rams/Seattle over 47.5
7 units Dallas Cowboys +3
7 units Philadelphia/Dallas over 50.5
6 units LA Rams +1.5
4 units Tennessee/Green Bay under 53.5
3 units Cleveland/NY Jets under 44.5
3 units Chicago/Jacksonville under 46.5
2 units Houston Texans -7.5
Hopefully, all goes well as it should this weekend, because my Total of the Year ejaculates next week.
As always my fellow players of her bombastic bongos, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
I trust everybody in here stayed safe over the holiday considering the regulations that were put forth against us? So I do have concerns about Big Wang running out of rubbers as well as Indiana (if he made it) heading south to Seduction City and getting pulled over by the female curfew posse in effect. Indy...if you're still able to move your fingers and type, please let us know that the Seduction City Sinners didn't overdo it on you. Plus...where is Dexter???? My brother has the busiest tongue I've ever seen.
VinnieVegas....Are you really Vice Neil?
2-4-1 ATS last week, and I'd like to be clear on a couple things. First I had the Saints +2.5. They lost by 3 which is a loss for me, and I had the Texans at +7 which was a push. I'm not one to turn any "9's into 10's" just for making my record sparkle. In fact, I've brought it up periodically throughout the course of this season, this year hasn't been like the rest where road teams have been at complete disadvantages like seasons before and I see it's really come back to nibble on our nuts.
With that, typically I'm posting a couple hours before kickoff because I'm in the process of leaving work, and believe it or not, after stepping away from the adult film business, I was able to get a real job. Unfortunately its a 102 mile trek for me leaving Seduction City, and it's a job I recently rattled off doing 135 consecutive days until recent surgery. So time hasn't been very friendly this year.
Now, I've also stated that I'm that guy that does read others threads, but rarely post in them, just because I'm metaphorically driven in my own lingo to where my unfiltered shit best resonates in my own thread. So, I'm going to actually throw some numbers out there since I'm off this weekend and have The Meat Vendor Database beside me. Picture ass to mouth because this is as real as it gets.
43-45-1 ATS YTD 21-28-1 on sides 22-17 on totals Leg Spreaders are a dismal 6-8 on the season. Keep in mind, I didn't post a couple weeks ago because that chick wouldn't leave my house. For whatever reason, she has a difficult time keeping her clothes on over here, and she wanted her oil level checked again with my dipstick.
What the fuck...did the Rams get caught looking ahead last week, and was that the Bengals Super Bowl of their season this past Monday night? It's been a strange year!
Finally today...and there's a lot for our pants serpents to rise above here.
10 units New England Patriots (Leg Spreader Play of the Week & Underdog of the Year) (Monday night)
9 units Pittsburgh Steelers Pick
8 units Denver/LA Chargers under 47.5
8 units LA Rams/Seattle over 47.5
7 units Dallas Cowboys +3
7 units Philadelphia/Dallas over 50.5
6 units LA Rams +1.5
4 units Tennessee/Green Bay under 53.5
3 units Cleveland/NY Jets under 44.5
3 units Chicago/Jacksonville under 46.5
2 units Houston Texans -7.5
Hopefully, all goes well as it should this weekend, because my Total of the Year ejaculates next week.
As always my fellow players of her bombastic bongos, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
