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Dudes,

Kareem Hunt, the brother of "Mike Hunt" (say that 5 times in a row very fast to the love of your life), was obviously shooting a scene for the upcoming "Rush Hour 4" film, however, this douche bag thought he was Jackie Chan dressed up as Chris Tucker. My question is how TMZ got the shit and the police and NFL didn't. So Kareem throws his career away like other talents such as Kaepernick and Ray Rice because his ego said so. I feel bad for the victims, and the Chiefs fans here. Still, what a stupid fucker he was!

Was there anybody that thought Alabama would lose yesterday, and is there anybody that thinks Alabama will not repeat? Why bother playing out the college season, it's like watching a "Rocky" film, very predictable.

Speaking of predictability, the AFC South has the shit going on now, the Texans and the Colts. So let's give up the porcelain to these 2 teams and peel back the man-thongs they're wearing. On a systematic level, I'm going to drop my own bomb today in the RX, much like Kim Kardashian as she walks into a room, her caboose rearing ass travels about 10 feet behind her, so please Trump cancel her show to eliminate our nightmares of this succubus.

Thanks for the love last week, never realized it was going to get that far until today. So what we want to do is play ON a divisional home dog that lost straight up the week prior as a road chalk. This is a strong system that's between the 80%-90% profitability. While not perfect, I would happily suggest taking the points at TIAA Bank Field. The thought here is Jacksonville was supposed to win last week in Buffalo, instead they chomped away on Bills hairy man ass. This while the Colts collected their 5th straight win. Keep in mind, when peeling the man thong back, the public only sees what happened the week before, thus nullifying the rest of the season. Also, the Jaguars have the 6th ranked defense in the land, and at home this year they did knock off the Patriots, lost by 6 to the pretending champs, the Eagles, and should've beat Shittsburgh 2 weeks ago to lose by 4. So in other words, they've been competitive here in Florida. And what better way to rebound today against a divisional foe they can't stand that beat them by a mere 3 in Indianapolis last month.

9 units Jacksonville Jaguars +4 (Leg Spreader Play of the Week)
5 units Atlanta Falcons -2
5 units Minnesota/New England under 49.5
4 units Pittsburgh Steelers -3
4 units Carolina Panthers -3
3 units Cleveland Browns +6
3 units Los Angeles Rams -10
3 units Arizona/Green Bay under 41
1 units Oakland Raiders +14

Taking the Raiders today only to question team morale is the lost of Kareem **** as Chucky continues to gather draft picks for Oakland by tanking the season before their move to Vegas.

As always my fellow brothers of unsuccessfully coping with the beauty of infidelity, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck,

Eddie Rebel
 

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Colts/Jags has Colts win by less than four written all over it. Gotta set up that Colts/Texans matchup to mean something. But don't think they cover. Not sure if Browns or Colts beat Texans. Think Browns cover today GL
 

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Jax is a train wreck, though, not just last week but last several games, new QB will not be much better than Bortles, will he?
Are they going to give up after 8th loss?
GL!
 

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Exploited 17,

Thanks for the feedback...The Houston game is intriguing not just because the Texans are hotter than Tiffany Trump wearing nothing in a sauna bath house in the middle of the desert, but because of Mayfield. This fucker gets a woody when Oklahoma wins, so coupled with the Sooners going to the playoffs, and a gunslinger like Mayfield that doesn't know how to lose in Texas, the Baker should be personally making enough creme-filled doughnuts for the Texans to get them sperm drunk today and grab the cover.

Then again, I'd happily take the bath house in the desert for a night if the Texans got the cover to prove my theory wrong.

Keeping it crispy,

Eddie Rebel
 

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9 unit WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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6-0???
Impossible that Jax shut Indy out with 250 passing yards etc.
But they did.
Good call.
Makes no sense to me.
Good call.
 

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Serbone,

Ill admit, before kickoff the shit looked ugly. Seeing the end result punctuated that theory and increased that particular system. It's like that drive on a par 5 that hits the cart path and gives us that extra 60 yards or the blowjob from the local bar slut. You know her face is a bottomless cockpit but the end result is your closer to the hole and your Roman candle got fired on July 4th which makes you a winner. Congrats if you followed. 5-3 thus far with Shittsburgh on deck. Another profitable week...

Forever crispy,

Eddie Rebel
 

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Serbone,

Ill admit, before kickoff the shit looked ugly. Seeing the end result punctuated that theory and increased that particular system. It's like that drive on a par 5 that hits the cart path and gives us that extra 60 yards or the blowjob from the local bar slut. You know her face is a bottomless cockpit but the end result is your closer to the hole and your Roman candle got fired on July 4th which makes you a winner. Congrats if you followed. 5-3 thus far with Shittsburgh on deck. Another profitable week...

Forever crispy,

Eddie Rebel

lmfao you can't make this $hit up.. hilarious!
thanks eddie!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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nice work, those top picks are straight cash... continued success
 

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