Dudes,
The other day I was asked by this chick "is the glass half full...or is it half empty?" Now, we've all heard this shit before, right? Their play on words delicately laced with some underlying tones woven together like some novella you would read about in a fucked up article from Cosmopolitan or Woman's World. Immediately, in my mind she was placed on "the number 2 ladder" of bitches I might nail, with "the number 1 ladder" reserved for the chicks I still haven't addressed the gold medal with for my bedroom olympics.
My response to her question was straight and to the point, "Men don't need a glass, we drink from a can so you chicks can drink from us." The look was superlative and she floated away, but she came back later. And that is how a no strings attached one-nighter was accidentally placed on the table. So, from The Meat Vendor to the rest of you cats...Be a table setter.
So what the fuck does this mean in the NFL today? I'll illustrate...
When the aura of smokescreens clear and all you're left with are numbers and lean towards the chalk, keep in mind, certain numbers the odds makers place out there are designed to fuck you as the player. You see, the other day, after the smoke cleared, she came back...much the same as a road dog today in a non-conference tilt after losing the week prior as a home chalk. Again, just utter deception from Vegas to out smart us, which will not be happening today.
***As a note, keep in mind, Thanksgiving is this week, and it's a short week for 6 teams instead of 2, with a couple look-ahead games on the bump. Be cautious as we continue to navigate our profit ship through shark infested odds maker waters.
RECAP...
Last week was a good week going 8-3 ATS once again hitting my Leg Spreader Play of the Day, picking up a solid 22.8 units.
For today...
10 units Cleveland Browns +3 (Underdog Game of the Year) I'm 13-2-1 ATS on this selection in my 16 years of handicapping. My selections have won straight up 11 of those 13 times. Last year, I incurred my push as the 49ers couldn't keep it crispy in the Bayou against the Saints.
5 units Chicago Bears -4 (Leg Spreader Play of the Day)
5 units San Diego Chargers -5.5
4 units Washington Redskins +9.5
3 units Jacksonville/Indianapolis under 49
2 units New York Giants +4.5
1 unit Minnesota Vikings +7.5
As always my fellow haters of the spitters of the world, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
The other day I was asked by this chick "is the glass half full...or is it half empty?" Now, we've all heard this shit before, right? Their play on words delicately laced with some underlying tones woven together like some novella you would read about in a fucked up article from Cosmopolitan or Woman's World. Immediately, in my mind she was placed on "the number 2 ladder" of bitches I might nail, with "the number 1 ladder" reserved for the chicks I still haven't addressed the gold medal with for my bedroom olympics.
My response to her question was straight and to the point, "Men don't need a glass, we drink from a can so you chicks can drink from us." The look was superlative and she floated away, but she came back later. And that is how a no strings attached one-nighter was accidentally placed on the table. So, from The Meat Vendor to the rest of you cats...Be a table setter.
So what the fuck does this mean in the NFL today? I'll illustrate...
When the aura of smokescreens clear and all you're left with are numbers and lean towards the chalk, keep in mind, certain numbers the odds makers place out there are designed to fuck you as the player. You see, the other day, after the smoke cleared, she came back...much the same as a road dog today in a non-conference tilt after losing the week prior as a home chalk. Again, just utter deception from Vegas to out smart us, which will not be happening today.
***As a note, keep in mind, Thanksgiving is this week, and it's a short week for 6 teams instead of 2, with a couple look-ahead games on the bump. Be cautious as we continue to navigate our profit ship through shark infested odds maker waters.
RECAP...
Last week was a good week going 8-3 ATS once again hitting my Leg Spreader Play of the Day, picking up a solid 22.8 units.
For today...
10 units Cleveland Browns +3 (Underdog Game of the Year) I'm 13-2-1 ATS on this selection in my 16 years of handicapping. My selections have won straight up 11 of those 13 times. Last year, I incurred my push as the 49ers couldn't keep it crispy in the Bayou against the Saints.
5 units Chicago Bears -4 (Leg Spreader Play of the Day)
5 units San Diego Chargers -5.5
4 units Washington Redskins +9.5
3 units Jacksonville/Indianapolis under 49
2 units New York Giants +4.5
1 unit Minnesota Vikings +7.5
As always my fellow haters of the spitters of the world, keep it crispy,
Best of Luck,
Eddie Rebel
