The Meat Vendors Super Bowl Discharge

[educatedrebel1]

Dudes,

One final moneyshot to end another good year here. Before I unfold the wang, I just wanna say a big thanks to all you fuckers out there that called/texted/e-mailed/read and responded to my shit with what we all do best on Sundays. When I missed the first week of the season over certain chicks chestnuts, I leaned heavily to taking the year off. But thanks to you guys, I was inspired to pull it together and continue the gangbang.

To each and every one of you again, may you all drink beer, get wasted, pick up plethoras of loose women, keep your boys drained and continued enjoyment during the offseason along with all of life's good shit out there.

On with this shit...

10 units New England Patriots -3 (Playoff Game of the Yesr and Leg Spreader Play of the Week)

So why? I passed up other tilts as my playoff game of the year because I highly anticipated the Patriots to be in the Super Bowl, which is Goodell's worst nightmare. We all know the shit with Brady, there's no need to reinvent the wheel here, so instead of telling everyone why the Pats will punctuate their season, I'll instead be your riverboat driver down Seduction City Lane and reminisce from yesteryear. In the 2015 season, Cam Newton and the Panthers were hotter than a Jenna Jameson fuck session inside a desert hot tub in the middle of July. The Panthers ass fucked the Cardinals in the NFC championship game 49-15. This season the Falcons came close by making Limburger of the Cheeseheads 2 weeks ago 44-21. The similarities here are uncanny, yet somewhat parallel. That being said, when a team of offensive proportions runs into a defensive specialist as Belicheck, their season ends with a loss in the big dance. The exception here would be the Giants, who seemingly have his number.

As always my fellow Educated Rebels, keep it crispy,

Best of Luck, and enjoy your summers,

Eddie Rebel

 

[buda21711]

LMAO...keep it crispy Eddie and can't wait to see what oozes out next season!! BOL

 

[Green17]

Keep it crispy throughout another off-season.
Always appreciate your verbal ejections!
GL Eddie.

 

[Lmoney]

Thanks Eddie! Any leans on that total?

 

[educatedrebel1]

Lmoney,

Dude...I don't have a woody on the total, but if I had the choice between an ugly redhead that was orally talented or a gorgeous blonde that laid around in the sack like a corpse, I'd happily take the redhead and offer her a wet nap when she was done gobbling the goop. I'd find myself leaning UNDER today in either occurrence.

58 is a bra buster for a super bowl total, I'd take that chance.

Best of Luck and keep it very crispy on that total,

Eddie Rebel

 

[powerz]

Bol eddie

Thanks for being one of the sharpest and most eloquent posters here at the RX.

 

[metro]

thanks eddie.. fanning my balls with the winning ticket buddy

 

[bigwang]

Best read in NFL forum. Thanks for the great season and cash all your bets today.

 

[Dexter03]

best poster here IMO. hands down. thank you eddie rebel

 

[Lmoney]

Lmao! Thanks Eddie, hope all is well!

 

[Steiner69eR]

The best on the boards. BOL, my friend! I smell an evening filled with sauce and a winning ticket, culminating in the imminent spreading of some legs. Get 'em.

 

[StevieRay]

Red on the head , fire in the hole

 

[educatedrebel1]

Dudes,

Just got to the soirée for the party, so let the sin begin.

Big Wang...If I find out you're really Ron Jeremy, you still owe me a beer from a couple years ago.

Buda...I happily wear my Cubs polo shirt proud and look for a repeat.

Green17...one of the busiest cats in this forum, all that time spent and somehow, some at, you still find the time to Eiffel Tower your harem and keep it crispy, you should write a book.

Powerz...I'll know your name now resonates as the only dude that's the walking poster child for replacing vibrators. You'll eventually put Ever-ready and Duracel out of business with continuous tongue twerking.

Metro...Fan away my friend because when others are as hot as we are, the cooling off process starts with offering up our Meat-cicles for dessert.

Dexter...I've still got Candy and Eureka on standby for you whenever you're ready check their oil level as with your dipstick.

StevieRay...I used to think red in the hole was a terrible thing until I learned that I was still safe from procreation....and somehow, some way, still am to my surprise.

Steiner...Dude, I've never in my life partied with a bigger gash magnet than you. Please next time we're out leave me at least 2 chicks to choose from!

Ill leave you all with this...(for now)

A couple years ago when I was still a teenager, my sister had this smoking hot girlfriend that I really wanted to butter her buns. Sadly for me at the time, them buns were staying in her thong induced oven baking away. But then in time, home from college on break, she finally let me introduce her to "Boss Hogg." The point is, with persistence and continuous efforts this jump started my career as being a Meat Vendor, and the shit continues to only get better.

Thanks again for all the feedback today, for those about to rock, I salute you.

Keep it crispy,

Eddie Rebel

 

[metro]

ladies and gents ...there goes eddie fucking rebel.. the mutherfucking meat vendor

 

[educatedrebel1]

Numbers.... did somebody say 34-28-34, or just 34-28? Nice finish on another season.

Once again, all of today's feedback was flattering, thanks again guys.

Peace out...

Keep it Crispy,

Eddie Rebel