My fellow cervix ticklers,
One of many things I realized after the local GWAR concert was that I'm glad I'm not a ****** like the boys in Metallica after they released LOAD. Without absorbing that vital information I may have OD'd at one of the many local strip joints on butts, boobs and thongs with alot of Bacardi. Why is this though? Being that I'm a "gentleman" than it's only customary to indulge in lifes finer practices of executing myself through the doorways of a "gentlemans" club with some winnings from last week.
On With the Show.....
On September 21, My hometown Browns traveled to Baltimore to do battle with the Ravens. Oddsmakers had them as 1 point home favorites as every Derick Anderson pass in the second half was neatly woven into the breadbasket of a Raven defender. Baltimore won 28-10. Now I don't have a system for this scenerio, other than History repeats itself more times than not when the shit gets reversed. Today, we find the Ravens in Cleveland, and the oddsmakers have installed the Browns as 2 point home favorites, almost the mirror image of September 21. So where exactly am I going with this? I'll explain and remind you what happened last week....
The Seahawks traveled to San Francisco and were 5.5 road dogs against the 49ers. Let's rewind back to week 2 this year when the 49ers went into Seattle as 7 point road dogs. San Francisco won outright 33-30 in overtime. Again, last week the road dog between them 2 won again. I posted that in last weeks choice selections by myself....once again, no system, just History working for me.
I'm 3-0 on 10 unit selections this year, featuring 2 of the 3 wins on Cleveland.
My 10 unit selection of the day...Cleveland Browns -2.
Now...the systems
It would be advised to swallow some Tums prior to reading further....
Play ON any NFL home underdog in a non-divisional game who won last week straight up on the road, when todays opponent is off a straight up home win. 25-7 ATS. 2008: 1-1 ATS. Play ON Seattle +7. Seattle defeated the 49ers last week in San Francisco while the Eagles defeated Atlanta at home.
Play ON a road dog of 6.5 points or more prior to their bye week. 33-6 ATS. 2008: 1-1 ATS. Play ON Dallas +8.5. (Ive posted this system for the integrity of its winning percentage, however with Pointwise and Powersweep labeling the Giants as choice selections, this game results in a no-play for me. Still, the system needs to be updated after this game for future choices. Pointwise and Powersweep are the only 2 tip sheets I read as often as Playboy.)
Play ON a non-conference road team off a bye if they won straight up at home before their bye. 18-7 ATS. Play ON Green Bay +5. The Packers coming off a bye lambasted the Colts at home 34-14.
Play ON a home team that scored 24 or more points before their bye week and still lost straight up. 16-1 ATS. Play ON Minnesota -4.5. The Vikings fell prey to the Bears 2 weeks ago 48-41.
Play ON any favorite that scored 35 or more before their bye week. Since 1997 18-6 ATS. 2008: 1-0 ATS Play ON Minnesota -4.5 and Chicago -12.5
Play AGAINST a home team that lost by 21 or more before their bye week. 16-6 ATS. 2008: 1-1 ATS. Play AGAINST Denver. Play ON Miami +3.5. My beloved Broncos coming off their bye week lost on the road at New England as Monday night flops to the Patriots 41-7. I was reduced to being in the Emergency room as this was happening.
Today's card.....
Minnesota Vikings -4.5 5 units
Cleveland Browns -2 10 units
Green Bay Packers +5 3 units
Miami Dolphins +3.5 3 units
Seattle Seahawks +7 5 units
Best of luck guys....
Eddie Rebel
One of many things I realized after the local GWAR concert was that I'm glad I'm not a ****** like the boys in Metallica after they released LOAD. Without absorbing that vital information I may have OD'd at one of the many local strip joints on butts, boobs and thongs with alot of Bacardi. Why is this though? Being that I'm a "gentleman" than it's only customary to indulge in lifes finer practices of executing myself through the doorways of a "gentlemans" club with some winnings from last week.
On With the Show.....
On September 21, My hometown Browns traveled to Baltimore to do battle with the Ravens. Oddsmakers had them as 1 point home favorites as every Derick Anderson pass in the second half was neatly woven into the breadbasket of a Raven defender. Baltimore won 28-10. Now I don't have a system for this scenerio, other than History repeats itself more times than not when the shit gets reversed. Today, we find the Ravens in Cleveland, and the oddsmakers have installed the Browns as 2 point home favorites, almost the mirror image of September 21. So where exactly am I going with this? I'll explain and remind you what happened last week....
The Seahawks traveled to San Francisco and were 5.5 road dogs against the 49ers. Let's rewind back to week 2 this year when the 49ers went into Seattle as 7 point road dogs. San Francisco won outright 33-30 in overtime. Again, last week the road dog between them 2 won again. I posted that in last weeks choice selections by myself....once again, no system, just History working for me.
I'm 3-0 on 10 unit selections this year, featuring 2 of the 3 wins on Cleveland.
My 10 unit selection of the day...Cleveland Browns -2.
Now...the systems
It would be advised to swallow some Tums prior to reading further....
Play ON any NFL home underdog in a non-divisional game who won last week straight up on the road, when todays opponent is off a straight up home win. 25-7 ATS. 2008: 1-1 ATS. Play ON Seattle +7. Seattle defeated the 49ers last week in San Francisco while the Eagles defeated Atlanta at home.
Play ON a road dog of 6.5 points or more prior to their bye week. 33-6 ATS. 2008: 1-1 ATS. Play ON Dallas +8.5. (Ive posted this system for the integrity of its winning percentage, however with Pointwise and Powersweep labeling the Giants as choice selections, this game results in a no-play for me. Still, the system needs to be updated after this game for future choices. Pointwise and Powersweep are the only 2 tip sheets I read as often as Playboy.)
Play ON a non-conference road team off a bye if they won straight up at home before their bye. 18-7 ATS. Play ON Green Bay +5. The Packers coming off a bye lambasted the Colts at home 34-14.
Play ON a home team that scored 24 or more points before their bye week and still lost straight up. 16-1 ATS. Play ON Minnesota -4.5. The Vikings fell prey to the Bears 2 weeks ago 48-41.
Play ON any favorite that scored 35 or more before their bye week. Since 1997 18-6 ATS. 2008: 1-0 ATS Play ON Minnesota -4.5 and Chicago -12.5
Play AGAINST a home team that lost by 21 or more before their bye week. 16-6 ATS. 2008: 1-1 ATS. Play AGAINST Denver. Play ON Miami +3.5. My beloved Broncos coming off their bye week lost on the road at New England as Monday night flops to the Patriots 41-7. I was reduced to being in the Emergency room as this was happening.
Today's card.....
Minnesota Vikings -4.5 5 units
Cleveland Browns -2 10 units
Green Bay Packers +5 3 units
Miami Dolphins +3.5 3 units
Seattle Seahawks +7 5 units
Best of luck guys....
Eddie Rebel
