The Lies of Michael Moore

[MrTanaka]

How many languages do you speak? I'll teach you Japanese so you can say to yourself "I got a rise out of total anonymous strangers. Now my life is complete." You can even scream it outloud from your parent's basement and nobody will know what the hell you're talking about.

 

[Slurpee]

I am fluent in nine languages, no joke

English
Spanish
Italian
Portugese
Gaelic
German
Dutch
Arabic
Swahili

 

[MrTanaka]

Only nine?? How pathetic.........

 

[Slurpee]

seriously, let me ask you a question....

how tall are you?

yep nobody ever accused the Japs of being the most "developed" of all races

you guys are 500 years behind

back to Japan for you, boy. Run along now

 

[MrTanaka]

Yeah I guess we are the least ape-like.

 

[Slurpee]

Yep, dropping bombs on the heads of innocent American women and children completely unannounced at Pearl Harbour is something you should definately not feel ashamed about

shame on you and shame on your family. it's a good thing you are friends with us Americans now or the Chinese would take revenge one your asses and wipe your race out Hitler style. Personally I'd love to see it

 

[MrTanaka]

Well the Chinese and the DPRK would love that I'm sure.

I know you're not serious but you should read my other posts in your threads to know how I feel about that. I'm not going to stoop to your level and even joke around about that.

 

[Slurpee]

Shame on you and your ancestors for the crimes you have committed as a people. You're just lucky guys like me are nice and will let you come to our country to live in butt fvck Ohio.

How far from the stadium do you live Tanaka? That's the next terrorist attack target, just so you know. 105k dead

 

[MrTanaka]

I stay just down the street from the stadium as a matter of fact. C'mon over.

 

[Slurpee]

Just when I think I've gotten rid of you, you keep crawling your way back up to take another shot. Kind of like the Japs in WW2. Well we solved that one didn't we! People still being born with seven fingers and one leg because of good ol' A-BOMB!!!

DON'T FORGET IT MRS TANAKA......WE KILLED HALF A MILLION OF YOU RATS IN ONE DAYS AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN DAMMIT!!!

 

[MrTanaka]

Hiroshima does have a pretty decent baseball team. I always wondered why.