THE JET'S PlAY OF THE DAY (MON.)

[THEJET]

JET'S PLAY'S YTD: 23-20 (53.49%) +8.00 units


MONDAY SOCCER:


NORWAY: FIRST DIVISION


STABAEK -1/2 (-348) over SKEID ($696/$200)



It all starts today!

 

[Baker]

The Jet's POD Is Now 3-0 +13.80 Units!!!


<HR style="COLOR: #606096" SIZE=1><!-- / icon and title --><!-- message -->I really like what all of you do here, so I'm gonna try and come in more often now. As some of you know by now, I mainly deal with soccer of all leagues. If you aren't familiar with soccer, you need to know that If the game I select ties say 2-2 then I lose my money. But my forte is dodging those ties. Watch and see.



NORWAY: FIRST DIVISION


STABAEK -1/2 (-348) over SKEID ($1,740/$500)

This is a post The Jet made at a different site. At least now he knows that ties don't win. Why the different dollar amounts Jet? I guess it doesn't matter when it is play money...

 

[THEJET]

It's very simple Baker. I have a +13.80 units over there. Here I only have a +8.00 or so here. I try not to bet beyond my means in any particular room. Over there, I've got a few bucks to play with. Here, I'm limited. I'm sorry you are too stupid to see that it's just a matter of remedial math. As far as the ties go, I just didn't want another situation to happen over there like it did here. But I'm sure I can coun't on you to take care of that right? Never a dull moment at the RX!


Jet

 

[Baker]

You really want people to believe that you split your bankroll up by posting forum? What a wonderful bankroll management technique. When you get done can you PLEASE give me $200 from your bankroll here, I just passed Go.

 

[THEJET]

My god, you really are that stupid aren't you? I'll be sure to handle you with a little more care. The wheel chair on your aviator really makes alot of sense. It let's us all know when you're coming.

 

[Baker]

You are to wit what Bob Saget was to comedy.

 

[AFLGuru]

Oh man, this sucks... Jet, you've actually picked a game that I believe you're on the winning side for... Just knew this was going to happen today... knew it... But there's many ways to strike gold in gambling, so here are my plays today... Just so you know, Jet... what I did yesterday was take your play and suggest that you're playing for "x" units... Today I'd assume it's to win 2 units. So what I do is I take two units and divide it by whatever the line is on both the draw and other team that you want to come out with my weird dollar amounts. The key here is "to return" in this case, 2 units. In fact, I'll change my $$$ amounts too since this is Monopoly money we're using and no one cares what a unit is anyway... so if I had a $100 unit... that's what we'll go with... So starting this tracking thread, my wagers for today are...

Skeid (ml +709): $24.70/$175.10
Draw (+413): $39/$161.10

Good Luck!

 

[MarkieMark+]

Risking 7 UNITS to win 2 UNITS. This is PURE GENIOUS.

Like I said yesterday, BEFORE YOU LOST 20.94 UNITS, these kind of bets are just stupid.

Your naivety is astounding. Do you really think anyone believes anything you say with regards to wins/losses and bankroll management. You need to remove your head from your ass and start living in the real world. These irresponsible bets are a JOKE and you will be BURIED before long.

Your line, "my forte is dodging those ties" is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. I will, however, give you credit for one thing Jet, you REALLY know how to make yourself look like a jackass.

 

[THEJET]

MarkieSpud, you WILL eat your words. Just tell me when It happens what kind of dressing you want with em. Keep a watchful eye mouth and you may learn something about Soccer and how to win at it.


Jet

 

[THEJET]

UPDATED RECORD: 24-20 +10.00 UNITS


STABAEK WINS EASILY 4-0!!! HEY AFLGURU, WHAT WERE YOU DOING? ANYWAY, JUST WATCH HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO GET TO 100 UNITS. I'M THINKING LESS THAN A WEEK. WHAT DO YOU THINK CLOWNS? ANYBODY UP FOR A CHALLENGE?



:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

 

[MarkieMark+]

I would take the challenge if you were an honorable person, but you AIN'T!

You won today but keep betting like this and you will have alot more -20 UNIT days just like yesterday. You are the worst type of gambler there is.

I risked less than you today and WON MORE! It's amazing what you can do if you ACTUALLY know what you are doing. Watch and learn, grasshopper.

MM

 

[THEJET]

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: CHICKEN BLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MarkieMark+]

A perfectly juvenile response from a perfect jackass.

I don't need to take challenges, the proof is in pudding:

SUNDAY
MARKIE MARK: 1-0 (+6.50 UNITS)
JET: 7-7 (-20.44 UNITS)

MONDAY
MARKIE MARK: 2-1 (+3.25 UNITS)
JET: 1-0 (+2.00 UNITS)

TOTAL
MARKIE MARK: 3-1 (+9.75 UNITS)
JET: 8-7 (-18.44 UNITS)

The gap would only grow wider if I was to continue with this childish "challenge" non-sense.

You too can learn how to wager RESPONSIBLY, Jet. You have ABSOLUTELY no money management skills but it's not too late. However, you first must remove your head from up your ass, unless you really do like it up there.

 

[THEJET]

I would cap circles around you and everyone here knows it including yourself! I would even give you a 20 unit lead, and we would put a cap on every pick to 5 units. I'll make a challege thread for just you and I and let's see if you can back up any of your talk. My guess is you won't be up for it and we'll just hear more of the same ole' drag. I'll even let you pick first every day. Well see who's money management skills rock, and who's REALLY sucks!!! First to 50 units wins. What do ya say chicken? Oh, and we can only use Pinnacle and 5 Dimes for lines so you don't think I'm cheating you or something.

THE JET

 

[MarkieMark+]

WOW! you are generous. You are going to give me a 20 UNIT lead. Well, guess what, I already have a 28.19 UNIT lead WITHOUT your misguided charity. You are ALREADY DISTORTING the numbers - that is your real "forte". You are not worthy of a challenge!

:nono5:

:kicking:

 

[THEJET]

Just as I thought. All mouth but very inferior. I'll take your little 28.19 units and wipe my A$$ with it when I pass you by in a couple of days.


:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

 

[HPark1]

JET,

how do you have so much knowledge of all these foreign leagues? Do you watch these teams on a weekly basis via satellite?

 

[THEJET]

HPARK1, I have a C-Band satellite system that picks up "Raw Feed" from every country in the world. I also had Sony build me a DVR to accommodate my type of entertainment system. So I'm able to record all these games at once sometimes. So at the end of the day, I watch around 6 to 8 different games on six different screens all the while taking notes on all of them. I also do my own stats. So when it comes to players and team strategy's, no ones better than me. Maybe as good, but not better. Give you an example, everyone and their mama on Saturday was all over Olympiakos at home vs Gloria. The line was Olym. 2.8 if you could find it after Friday night. All the experts had them winning 3-0 to 4-0. But if you didn't have "Raw Feed", you wouldn't have known that Olympiakos only suited up their "B" team and was going to be without their starting goalie. Result? Gloria 5-0! And about 8K in my pocket. I'll show these clowns play money!


Jet

 

[THawk+]

I am sure Sony built you a DVR just because you asked them....

What bull....

 

[THEJET]

No, Sony built me one because I PAID them. Hawk, You will find in life that company's such as Sony will do almost anything for you when you HAVE the money. They ARE an electronics company. Therefore they make and SELL electronics moron! This room is just full of Idiots today.