The hookers at the Del Rey think Im hot

[NES]

They are litterally falling out of their barstools when they see me rolling through.

 

[WaynegoTango]

Really...:think2: They pay me when i roll in :cripwalk:lol

 

[RaoulDuke]

They are litterally falling out of their barstools when they see me rolling through.

Yeah falling off there stools laughing cuz they all know about your little pecker.

 

[ChristianTroy]

your mom must be so proud........................

 

[NES]

Yeah well you should be proud of your mom, she was able to stay in her seat last time I came in strutting my stuff.

 

[fuzebox]

I get a lot of that too... Even pulled a couple freebies out of the HDR.

 

[ChristianTroy]

Yeah well you should be proud of your mom, she was able to stay in her seat last time I came in strutting my stuff.

same time I was savoring some tender little titties?????!~~~!

 

[JudgeWapner]

Geez, I must be the only guy they ignore.

 

[NES]

same time I was savoring some tender little titties?????!~~~!

possibly

 

[offshoresports]

I dated a waitress that worked at Del Ray when I first came into the country.

Every time she licked my balls I thought I heard....Nessssssss.....

At first I thought it was a nasal problem, but i later confronted her about it.

She then horrified me with this statement.

I litterally am falling out of my barstool when I see this guy named NES rolling through.

Then, I get so jealous when he leaves with that guys mom...

She quit and waits for Nes to arrive everyday. Sad... !~~~!

 

[NES]

If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that story....

 

[NES]

bump

 

[offshoresports]

And, I thought she was the one NES...you bastard!

 

[NES]

one in a million baby, one in a million

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

All you guys keep going to the Del Rey...I get royalties....

 

[offshoresports]

Oh shit I forgot! This little dude loves you too! He told me about the time you were drunk and thought he was a piece of chocolate and you started licking him on top of the bar at the ray! Sorry I forgot to tell you and his number is 8*******.

 

[offshoresports]

He told me his name was josecuervotequila

AY!

 

[BigBrian]

I heard the midget yanked offshoresports ponytail while he rode him from behind!!!!

 

[offshoresports]

I heard the midget yanked offshoresports ponytail while he rode him from behind!!!!

Its true, I enjoy it so much! Ay mi enano! <<