the french are getting pissed.....could we be in trouble?

a recent poll was taken in france and one third of the french are hoping iraq wins the war.....and would like to help.....that means that if this was a poll of all frenchmen,20 million(out of a population of 60 million) would like us to lose and if they decided to help iraq,it could mean trouble....

after this info came to light,the pentagon war games department calculated that it would take 3 full high school rotc classes to get the french to surrender.....they have been placed on stand-by alert status...........chilling....

 

in other irrelevant news I heard approx 5000 Egyptians have volunteered to fight for Iraq

 

there goes another 3 high school rotc units....

 

[grantt]

Like the U.S. the French have been doing nuclear tests for three decades.

 

looks like you guys weren`t sharp enough to spot the humor in my first post....it was a joke....what`s not a joke,grant,is that the french,who have avoided every world crisis in memory until it was to late,would collectively piss and s-it themselves if they EVER thought they had to deal militarily with the u.s......as robert blake would say,"you can take that to the bank"....

 

[Phaedrus]

"BAH! Ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"

--Groundskeeper Willie

 

[grantt]

sphincter is this where I should be coming back with a witty Starsky and Hutch qoute.

 

USA should remove their weapons of mass destruction!

USA has used the NUKE! Twice!

Chemical weapons!

Shouldn't the USA also be removed of WMD?

 

>Shouldn't the USA also be removed of WMD?

1)Who would order that?

2)Who would enforce it?

 

great idea ivan....."u.s. unilaterally disarms".......think of how great the world would be under that scenario....we should have done it before the cold war ended.....i wonder what things would be like today....i sure many on here would be ecstatic....saddam would have kuwait and probably saudi arabia....and israel would be a memory..milosovic would still be in power.....and this would probably be a great,communist country...hell,we wouldn`t be here discussing these issues....that would solve everyting....no arguments or discussions...just repression of everything dissident....great point...

 

sphincter,

Dont expect an answer from IvaN!