Alright campers, i'm in season and doubt i'll get a chance to post tomorrow until after kickoff. So I'll just get the ball rolling...
Does anyone see how Dallas is only a 3.5 favorite here? I know they've got some players that are banged up on defense and yea, they got it handed to them last week against the Eagles.. but c'mon-- this is a Bears team that, while they may not have given up, I firmly believe Trestman has lost this team. This team hasn't got a fucking clue on defense and if you think they're suddenly going to be able to figure out how to stop a running back by the name of DeMarco Murray, well then good fucking luck with that. I think I heard it on the radio where a Bears corner gave the description that there were plays on defense where his teammates had no idea what to do... where they were going... what the coverage was. BAD COACHING. Anyone have Mike Singletary's number? I know how to whip this defense into shape: it involves droppin' trouw, old man schlong, and two of the biggest chocolate salty balls you've ever seen.
At first, you might say "ah shit Donger! The Bears rushing defense is 11th in the league!! They'll stop 'dem Cowgirls! They can keep it close!" That's because the Bears suck so bad at defending against their opponent's passing game that teams keep cashing into that honey pot. What are the Bears playing for? A shot at some unlikely mathematically STILL possible shot of winning the NFC North if GB and Detroit both lose out and Cutler is able to find is sugar pills?
Here's how I see things happening. Bears come out and the ball 2 straight plays and end up punting after throwing the ball 6 yards when they needed 7. Maybe the come out of the gate and score a TD. Hell they may score 2. The Bears defense has proven (last week) that no lead is large enough to give away.
Dallas is hungry, relevant, and AWAY FROM THE PRESSURES OF PLAYING AT HOME. Talk to the Bears about the pressures of playing at home when the whole world knows you're mediocre at best.... and lucky to win another game this year. Hell, you don't have to ask them-- you just have to watch the game tomorrow. Because I guarantee you this-- if bad Cutler shows up and throws an pick (and he will) the crowd is going to turn on Cutler/Trestman faster than you can say Jimmy Klaussen. This Bears team is so under-the-scope right now-- I don't know how they take the field. One mistake, one fumble, one interception will be all it takes to take this team off the rails.
I know Dallas has probably had a cupcake of a schedule and of their wins, only a handful of them are quality. However the Bears needed a couple fluke plays just to beat Tampa Bay.... FUCKING TAMPA.
Don't over think this one. It's TNF and we all know that means you bet the better team on the short schedule.
The game total going over is probably a good bet as well, but I'll let varkeyboy put that one out if he feels there's value.
For me, I love my Bears and feel I have a pretty good read on this team. Two teams heading in different directions if you ask me. Hoping for a high draft-pick and maybe we go grab a QB.
I'll be back Sunday with parly numbers. BOL all
-donger
Does anyone see how Dallas is only a 3.5 favorite here? I know they've got some players that are banged up on defense and yea, they got it handed to them last week against the Eagles.. but c'mon-- this is a Bears team that, while they may not have given up, I firmly believe Trestman has lost this team. This team hasn't got a fucking clue on defense and if you think they're suddenly going to be able to figure out how to stop a running back by the name of DeMarco Murray, well then good fucking luck with that. I think I heard it on the radio where a Bears corner gave the description that there were plays on defense where his teammates had no idea what to do... where they were going... what the coverage was. BAD COACHING. Anyone have Mike Singletary's number? I know how to whip this defense into shape: it involves droppin' trouw, old man schlong, and two of the biggest chocolate salty balls you've ever seen.
At first, you might say "ah shit Donger! The Bears rushing defense is 11th in the league!! They'll stop 'dem Cowgirls! They can keep it close!" That's because the Bears suck so bad at defending against their opponent's passing game that teams keep cashing into that honey pot. What are the Bears playing for? A shot at some unlikely mathematically STILL possible shot of winning the NFC North if GB and Detroit both lose out and Cutler is able to find is sugar pills?
Here's how I see things happening. Bears come out and the ball 2 straight plays and end up punting after throwing the ball 6 yards when they needed 7. Maybe the come out of the gate and score a TD. Hell they may score 2. The Bears defense has proven (last week) that no lead is large enough to give away.
Dallas is hungry, relevant, and AWAY FROM THE PRESSURES OF PLAYING AT HOME. Talk to the Bears about the pressures of playing at home when the whole world knows you're mediocre at best.... and lucky to win another game this year. Hell, you don't have to ask them-- you just have to watch the game tomorrow. Because I guarantee you this-- if bad Cutler shows up and throws an pick (and he will) the crowd is going to turn on Cutler/Trestman faster than you can say Jimmy Klaussen. This Bears team is so under-the-scope right now-- I don't know how they take the field. One mistake, one fumble, one interception will be all it takes to take this team off the rails.
I know Dallas has probably had a cupcake of a schedule and of their wins, only a handful of them are quality. However the Bears needed a couple fluke plays just to beat Tampa Bay.... FUCKING TAMPA.
Don't over think this one. It's TNF and we all know that means you bet the better team on the short schedule.
The game total going over is probably a good bet as well, but I'll let varkeyboy put that one out if he feels there's value.
For me, I love my Bears and feel I have a pretty good read on this team. Two teams heading in different directions if you ask me. Hoping for a high draft-pick and maybe we go grab a QB.
I'll be back Sunday with parly numbers. BOL all
-donger
