The BEST part about not having a WIFE anymore?

[Journeyman]

Not having to see those damn inlaws

Nothing worse than having to spend time with

people you don`t even like.....

Here`s to being SINGLE and FREE

 

[Dante]

live a little for me J-man!!! I am not there yet!!!

 

[Journeyman]

Dante Bro, I was just sitting here thinking how if I were still married I`d be sitting at my ex-mother in laws house saying WTF am I doing

Is there any such thing as a good inlaw?

 

[THE SHRINK]

GRRRRRRR...

I got the In-Laws coming over to spend the day here today, lol...

But they aren't bad...

THE SHRINK

 

[Fishhead]

Never been married, but been engaged six times and know what the in-law feeling is like. It can really be a pain in the ass....no doubt about it. Even more so, when they cant speak a lick of english.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Journey,plus you don't have to put up with that constant nagging.Lick my p***y,F**k me in the ass.Its always something.

 

[Dante]

exactly judge... and do not forgot the "act like you like the food they cook or bring over"

even though it makes you want to hurl yesterdays dinner up

 

[Journeyman]

LOL, obviously Ken being "politically correct" here

Its can be difficult getting those scoring updates too when your at the inlaws

 

[JudgeWapner]

Actually I am blessed with in laws I actually like,Most of the time.I used to take my Mother in law to Belmont for Mother's Day,and she loved it.

 

[max1234]

Not having to worry about what I'm going to do with my money. It takes all the worry out of it.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Max,I'm sure it makes your bookkeeping much easier.

 

[max1234]

Judge,

It does! I don't have to worry about looking at bank statements anymore or any of that time killing shit like where to put some money in the stock market. She's really freed up some spare time for me.

 

[HacheMan]

I can imagine all the positives of not having a wife anymore Journey........Thats why Im working on getting rid of the one I have!.....

 

[THE SHRINK]

Originally posted by strut888:

Never been married, but been engaged six times QUOTE]

Strutt,

It definitely appears that you have some deeply rooted Edipus issues dating back to your childhood...

 

[max1234]

Strut's just got a jewelry fetish, is all. He likes buying diamonds and giving them away.

Myself, on the other hand, I like buying houses and giving them away.

 

[JudgeWapner]

I see him more like Ernest Borgnine,laying on his sofa resting a beer on his gut,while his wife vacuums around him.

 

[max1234]

Ralph Cramden! It just came to me when I read your post Judge.

 

[JudgeWapner]

Sorry wrong thread.This is my view of BTJ.

 

[Journeyman]

Judge your in the wrong thread I think lol...

LMAO at the wife vaccuming all around Jim!

 

[JudgeWapner]

Max,defiantely.